Thanks for that contribution, Tapper....was always an ambition of mine to let a pungent one rip in an crowded elevator. Trouble was, it didn't turn out to be so funny when it eventually happened....
I worked as a public servant at Queensland Police Headquarters here in OZ and was in the elevator on my way to the 8th floor when an SBD literally burst through (chicken curry the night before) and caused some distress to the other occupants....
Under normal circumstances it would have been hilarious and would've fulfilled one of my greatest ambitions....and would have but for one thing. The other occupants were: two superintendants; an inspector; the Police Commissioner; the Police Minister and the State Premier, Joh Bjelke Petersen, each my superior and not even remotely amused....
The Minister, Russ Hinze, was a rather boisterous and rough around the edges type, but even he was less than impressed, saying: "You dirty, dirty baaaastard!" Needless to say, what should have been a momentous occasion turned into mush and it became the longest elevator ride in history/my life....tho I can look back now and see the funny side of it.
