I be willing to bet that I be the only one here with proper piratical mutton chops. The rest o' ye be but pretend play pirate-types, arrrr.
'Ere, I'll 'ave ye know that I be frum a long lineage o' pirates frum England's West Country (th' 'ome of piracy an' yer Francis Drake 'eself... thar be no pretendin' 'ere me bucko.
Yep, that be right, Francis Drake wur a scoundrel pirate 'til Lizzy I knighted tha blaggard n' got 'im rescuin' booty fer 'er frum tha Spanish... tha Froggies too, anybody wot sailed inta e's spyglass view.
Oh, n' does ye 'ave tha proper pirate talk when ye jaws, like? Aarrggghh, that's wot be tha diff'rence b'tween tha pirate pretenders n' tha genuine article.
Yer 'riginal cap'n starkers...arrrr!!!