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Reply #3351 May 23, 2009 12:26:46 AM
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Smedley has the knack of turning up when you lest expect it and tickling your funny

bone

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Reply #3352 May 23, 2009 10:51:06 AM
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Bone of contention is not used or welcome in these

forums

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Reply #3353 May 23, 2009 3:44:11 PM
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Forums sure is very busy

nowdays.

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Reply #3354 May 23, 2009 7:14:23 PM
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Nowadays there's a lot of talk about how good things were in

yesteryear

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Reply #3355 May 23, 2009 8:15:15 PM
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Yesteryear is a time and place someplace between here and over to

there

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Reply #3356 May 23, 2009 8:59:21 PM
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There is nothing between most politicians ears but a

vacuum.

 

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Reply #3357 May 23, 2009 9:08:56 PM
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Vacuum the bankers, politicians, hemorrhoids and gall stones into the same bag and sink it in the deepest part of the

ocean.

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Reply #3358 May 23, 2009 9:27:40 PM
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Ocean Dumping

 

     Sorry...The EPA ruled that out as a cruel and unusual treatment of a vital natural resource. Wrap it up in a cardboard box ducktaped at the corners with a vomit green bow and send via snail mail, so the aromatic features have a chance to ripen really good to our beloved CEO's and bankers. May their hemorrhoids itch like hell and their gall stones give 'em a

 

hernia 

 

 

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Reply #3359 May 23, 2009 9:32:30 PM
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Hernia was the Greek Goddess of ruptures who had many a mere mortal busting a gut to bed

her.

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Reply #3360 May 23, 2009 9:50:07 PM
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Her husbands name was Hornya I

believe

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Reply #3361 May 24, 2009 1:01:42 AM
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believe it.........or

not

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Reply #3362 May 24, 2009 1:10:52 AM
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Not to be overdone, guy bought 10 limos, 10 fancy houses, and millions of useless

toys.

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Reply #3363 May 24, 2009 6:32:17 AM
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Toys being the mainstay of any good newbie. He who dies with the most toys

 

wins.

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Reply #3364 May 24, 2009 7:31:02 AM
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Win-Customize that,

brother!

 

*doc thinks #3359 and #3360 are masterpieces! (Meet Herpes and Chlamydia the Greek G-ds of Love!) 

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Reply #3365 May 24, 2009 11:33:00 AM
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brother can you spare a

dime

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Reply #3366 May 24, 2009 12:02:47 PM
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Dime should get me ten thoughts,

interesting

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Reply #3367 May 24, 2009 8:44:08 PM
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Interesting thing is inflation has now caught up to the thought, It now costs $1.99 for each. Taxes, R&D, liability insurance, malpractice insurance in case the thought dies aborning. We apologize for any inconvenience.

                                                                                                          Sincerely yours,

                                                                                                      IBF...Infernal RevenBush Service

                                                                                                         LLC LTD INC and a few other c's whose identity is classified.            

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Reply #3368 May 24, 2009 9:38:52 PM
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Classified identities usually belong to secretive bastards or those too ugly to show their faces in

public.

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Reply #3369 May 25, 2009 2:57:01 PM
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Public hair should not be shown in

public.

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Reply #3370 May 25, 2009 3:26:16 PM
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Public reached no compromise, hair was dyed blue for the rest of the

year!!!

 

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Reply #3371 May 25, 2009 3:44:12 PM
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Year to year, life dwindles

slowly.

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Reply #3372 May 25, 2009 11:54:24 PM
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Slowly is the only way to enjoy a meal and/or sex.... hoeing in too fast results in indegestion....premature rolling over and going to

sleep

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Reply #3373 May 26, 2009 12:42:42 AM
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sleep, and the quality of it.....can kill or cure your

day

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Reply #3374 May 26, 2009 8:57:08 AM
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Day after day I suffer from sleep deprivation and I'm often lucky to get 3 hours of

snooze

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Reply #3375 May 26, 2009 9:15:06 AM
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snooze alarms are often

 

underated

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