Deal me out of that Pizza Hut Curried Cabbage Meal. I'll blow up like a 'balloon' and that's all she wrote. They'll WW3 is under

way   

Oh Really? I can't see the pic but I bet it's a

doozy

'Ere, Doc, now whar did ye get that thar pichure... I went way outback whar nobuddy wos t' test that thar non-green curried cabbage gas propulsion in secrit.  Must admit, at one point I did pass that thar Superman feller, but I don't fink 'e 'ad a camera on 'im.

Doozy is when you walk past a poker machine on yer way out, not put any money in but cheekily push a button anyhow and win a hundred

bucks.  (true story... happened to my niece Saturday night)   

Dinner is something I don't eat a lot of unless it has curried

cabbage.

History reveals that some of the ugliest people had the most extaordinarily beautiful

partners

You have to get in line just about everywhere these days, and I hate standing in

queues

Queues are a pain in the arse, especially when you have arthritic hips/bones and there are six customer bays but only one open cos the bastards are cutting costs and sacking rank and file employees who actually serve to enable bigger exec bonuses wot the effers don't deserve in the effing first

place.

Does that answer your question regarding queues and wot yer can do wive 'em???

 Call me anything but late for

dinner

Breathe a sigh of relief after just avoiding a near

accident

Embarrassed and what's a matter with these people. It's like their the only people on the road....they don't look left or

right

Before I forget my undies were sweaty possibly, but nothing embarrassing

phew!

Raod tests that become life or death experiences when the one learning to drive is

blonde

Blondes do have more

fun