The rules:
I'll start a sentence with a word (one word only) and the next poster will finish the sentence. Then, on a new line, that poster will start a new sentence with one word (one word only please). The finished sentence can be as long as it needs to be in order to complete the sentence, however, make sure it's only one sentence. Here we go.
Chivalry...
Eggnog Santa on a Toot and no traffic tickets. Must feel like
Xmas...
Xmas / Christmas (I'm a traditionalist) is a subject that should not be talked about in June 'cause it'll be here soon
enough
Enough talk about Xmas anyhow, it's just a commercial racket these
days.
Days gone by when the commercialization of traditionalist idea(r)s have usurped the prerogatives of those among the masses who still
believe.
(ain't that sumpin'... )
Believe can take on a different connotations, these days, As in X Files...I Believe
member?
Member of the mens only club was disbarred for dressing as a
woman.
woman-kind has so much to put up with.....men..pinching our
clothes...
Clothes maketh the man... cos they cover up all his physical
imperfections.
imperfections...schmimperfections....just as well women don't have
any
Any imperfections women have can be counted on two fingers... everything they say and everything they
do.
do you realise Mrs Starkers will be reading this from Tassie and you're in deep doggy
do
Do I really care...nope, cos mrs starkers has only one imperfection,
ME!!!!
me thinks she considers herself pretty lucky to have such a good hubby....curried cabbage and
all..
All the curried cabbage in the World isn't going to make one iota of difference... mrs starkers has an early warning system and goes to Tasmania when the siren
sounds.
Sounds like a loving home to me. Curried cabbage...smelly barks...greenish/brown fog in the hallway. Radioactive toxic stuff carefully wrapped in Saranwrap and stowed in the freezer. Bottles of glowing green goop arranged according to emanation date on the bottom shelf. Yup...a loving one indeedy
deed
Deed of the gold mine were found by me, and I'm so happy because I can now have
bling!
Bling, your very own found stuff. OMG That's really nice. As well, what a souvenir.
Congrats
Congrats are in order for the people responsible for putting Bernie madoff in
prison.
Prison on a good day is very
Bad
(unless your Madoff)
Bad would be the day that Madoff's cellmate says "time to turn out the lights honey".
Honey is what Madoff needs smearing all over his ass, before he's sat on a bull ant
nest.
(for those that don't know, bull ant bites hurt like a son of a bitch.. and honey would really set 'em off... chomp, chomp, chomp)
Nest of Anticipation is what I'm
hearing
Hearing aid is something old people probably will
need...
Need to sit ole' Bernie on a nest belonging to an ant called the venty-quatro ( I'm not sure of the spelling...help Zubaz). Anyway in english it's called the twentyfour hour ant. An inch or more long with mandibles strong enough to take a bite out of ole' Bernie's tush. Oh...and the pain is excrutiating lasting twentyfour hours. Saw that on the discovery
channel
Channel a few dozen of those ants Bernie's way,
then.
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