The rules:
I'll start a sentence with a word (one word only) and the next poster will finish the sentence. Then, on a new line, that poster will start a new sentence with one word (one word only please). The finished sentence can be as long as it needs to be in order to complete the sentence, however, make sure it's only one sentence. Here we go.
Chivalry...
woods are where tiger's can't putt very
well
Well I'll be... sure didn't know that tigers played
golf.
Golf is not as easy as it looks and is verrry
loooong
Loooong ago, and far away, in the land of nod, there lived an old
man.
Man with wooden leg beats Olympic long jump and triple jump records by an amazing 10
feet.
feet in mouths is how you would describe clumsy offensive comments of siamese
twins
Twins snare a more than willing participant to join their shenanigans and make it a
trio.
Trio as in triad can sometimes be confusing. Dontcha
think?
Think I might give triads, trios and threesomes a
miss.
Miss Universe gave interviews to one and
all
all who heard Miss Universe's interviews are still in
therapy
Therapy are for those with no real
friends
Friends of Miss Universe still can't believe the dribble she came out
with.
With friends I'm guessin here, but wouldn't they have all that in
common
Common garden snail and slugs are known to eat cabbages, thus reducing crops for curried cabbage... I wish they'd leave the cabbages alone and eat lettuce
instead.
Instead of leaving them alone, millions of WC members around the world started breeding snails to ship to Brisbane Australia to any known location where Starkers could possibly grow, collect, purchase cabbage in order that the forums and galleries would once again be safe to inhabit...except for Quentin, who was last seen retrieving his parcel of snails from the post box and wandering back inside towards the kitchen with a bottle of virgin olive oil, some garlic...butter and chopped
parsley...
Breeding snails, eh?? Good one, sydney.
Parsley is a wonderful garnish on curried
cabbage.
cabbage moths are also to be bred in bulk
next
Next I'm off to the store to pick up some snail bait and insecticide t' protect me
crops.
Crops of the brassica species, containing thiaminase and other anti-metabolites and toxins, when consumed can cause flattulence, beri-beri and scurvy.
scurvy ridden pirates shouldn't eat so much cabbage
then
Then flattulence becomes a deadly menace and the CCWB StarkerBarker will need to haul ass to prevent a worldwide catostrophic seismic
undulation
undulation in my underwear was caused by a massive wind of gale force proprtions blowing up my trouser
leg.
*that's my story and I'm sticking to it*
Leg go of my
eggo
eggo is just egg with very heavy
accent.
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