Brakes would be a good idea as I could us a motorize chair to puch the trolley to serve the tea..........crumpet anyone?

trollies customizing site hmm what an

idea!

Quicker I get a bit of 'crumpet' the better... bugger the tea, unless a nice piece of crumpet is serving

it.

Me, me, me, me.... just tuning my

voice.

Bed down with a bedside light on and you will avoid possible

terrors.

House that look alike to each other to drunkards is the cause of this whole wrong house, wrong bed

problem.

Drinking water prevents lots of

problems

Alcohol and curried cabbage can have catastrophic results. ie; Starkers exiting a public lavatory after a nicht of drinking and eating curried

cabbage.

    Ed!!!

"Guinness and no end" is my fav Bible

quote

Trouble is what you should be in for wearing that half empty banana hammock with those clogs.  And they don't even match your helmet

Where the heck are you getting these outrageous pics of me? Thought I'd put them all safely away in the safe... hmmm, you obviously kept the negatives.

I just hope it's not embarrassment today, blackmail tomorrow.

Head on down town to East St, there's some nut on the corner giving dollar bills away... don't get stoned and say you missed

it.

More air time on TV should be devoted to sc-fi, and all that reality crap should be consigned to the cutting room

floor.

Art is as one takes

it.