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Reply #5801 October 17, 2010 10:04:35 PM
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Nope. Brainiac LLC LLM DUH.

Lately

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Reply #5802 October 17, 2010 10:13:13 PM
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Lately I'm starting to worry about you, what with all those LLC's And LLM's going on in your

life.

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Reply #5803 October 18, 2010 6:35:46 AM
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Life is like a jar of peanut butter. To get the oil off the top ya gotta mix it up a bit. Sometimes being a bit off the wall is a good thing. It keeps me from going bonkers.

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Reply #5804 October 18, 2010 10:23:48 AM
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Bonkers is a place I have been to many times, they serve nice coffee there with cheesecake and

cream.

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Reply #5805 October 18, 2010 2:20:37 PM
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Cream and crumpets and you can fax me the number so I can make a reservation and tell the floor host to arrange for all the dancin' girls with the can-can skirts. You can invite all your friends from Oz and together we'll bring down the house or a reasonable facsimile

thereof.

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Reply #5806 October 18, 2010 4:40:13 PM
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Thereof was a place in my imagination 'til I discovered cigareets and whiskey and wild, wild

women.

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Reply #5807 October 18, 2010 7:28:52 PM
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Women are so nice until the plural becomes a single and you find out the cigareet is actually an old whiskey cork photoshopped to look like the real thing and your imagination takes over making you think you've gone to heaven with an angel when all you really got is an old bag with a thing for chocolate covered

anchovies.

 

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Reply #5808 October 19, 2010 5:38:11 AM
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Anchovies are nice enough on pizza, but I don't think I'd like a woman who tasted of them too

much.

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Reply #5809 October 19, 2010 4:41:53 PM
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Much too salty

eh.

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Reply #5810 October 20, 2010 7:15:42 AM
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Eh, have you been tasting the merchandise

again?

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Reply #5811 October 20, 2010 3:00:09 PM
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Have you been peeking through the slats again enough to get

banned?

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Reply #5812 October 20, 2010 4:20:09 PM
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Um, you're supposed to start with the word I left you...again.   Me thinks you're mind is in another thread... about questions.  Never mind, I'll take it up with banned...

Banned substances were found on the deviant mongrel hanging out at the school gate in the hope of selling some of his wares, however, he was discovered and the cops kicked his arse for his

trouble.

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Reply #5813 October 20, 2010 10:08:25 PM
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Ooops, missed that one. I was trying to goad you into starting with banned thinking to catch you like this.

Banned for noticing I messed up.

Trouble is what I get into for not paying

attention.

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Reply #5814 October 21, 2010 6:30:35 AM
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Attention is what I used to stand to first thing in the mornings when I was a young bloke, now attention is something I have to pay to ensure I don't wet my

slippers.

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Reply #5815 October 21, 2010 11:01:18 AM
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Slippers are called slippers so you don't have to worry about what trickles down your leg while you're hightailing it to the john in soggy

shoes.

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Reply #5816 October 21, 2010 11:41:23 AM
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Shoes required, no shoes no shirt no

service!

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Reply #5817 October 21, 2010 6:11:14 PM
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Service stations used to be a place where you got your windshields cleaned for

free.

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Reply #5818 October 21, 2010 9:58:48 PM
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Free stuff on the internet isn't so free when you install it just to find it's a hardly working trial version and the purchase price is something totally ridiculous when even Microsoft make a free equivalent that does the job just

nicely.

 

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Reply #5819 October 21, 2010 10:08:15 PM
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Nicely she said when the bed broke at high noon on the 31 day of October with a ghoulish dude wearing a fake redneck tee-shirt over a pink speedo knocked on the window proclaiming himself to be the embodiment of another redneck who shall remain nameless because he has no name wanting to come in and show her his ant 

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Reply #5820 October 22, 2010 1:58:13 AM
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Collection of odd bods inhabited the forums at Wincustimize for many years, the Uvah and I hit the joint and it has never been the same

since.

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Reply #5821 October 22, 2010 10:44:25 AM
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Since that is the case then I propose a moratorium on unclassified, unheard of, uninitiated, unencumbered, unsolicited, un ... un ... that

too.

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Reply #5822 October 23, 2010 8:14:10 AM
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Too many times and I've been told you can go blind or grow hair on the palms of your

hands.

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Reply #5823 October 23, 2010 10:45:23 AM
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Try stroking to the left instead of to the right. I'm not saying I do that, uh uh. Just a thought.

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Reply #5824 October 30, 2010 2:35:47 PM
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Hands probably can get hairy when certain activity is done too

often.

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Reply #5825 October 30, 2010 3:03:54 PM
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Often being the operative word when it comes to slambangin' the farmer's

blank. (Thought I was gonna put something else in there didn't ya). lol

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