No, uninstall did not work. Fresh install through stardock central failed while trying to write a registry file.
Uninstall actually failed through stardock because it said it didn't have administrator privileges. I'm running as the admin right now, so I have no idea what the deal is.
Seems like a privilege issue... but I have no idea how I can go any higher than admin.
Next stop, installing from supplied CD, then upgrading from a different source than stardock central. I think stardock central is the problem.
Changed the install directory as well, to ensure everything is fresh from files to registry settings.