I have one for first thing when I wake up and not a lot is registering: "Don't worry about me, I haven't booted up yet."
Another, when my/mrs starkers puter plays up, the contracted BSOD is expanded and becomes: " (you) Bastard Son Of (a) Derelict!"... and/or DemonSpawn, Doppleganger, etc, etc..... There are other terms used to express my annoyance, frustration, exasperation, but not in mixed company... or for those with delicate sensibilities.