Did you know that is an old Fleetwood Mac song from way back, when they were an all male blues band?

Back when Fleetwood Mac were exceptional...

Was your head stuck in a bucket at the time.... like when bobbing for apples, or were you surfing waves instead of the net, and too far from a radio?

Or is that period of your life just a haze cos it was sooooo long ago?

Sure you wanna come up for... er, a lump of air, what with all the pollutants around lately?

Oh, and did you know that some cannibals play another version... "Bob for the Shrunken Head"?

I was bobbing for apples once.... came up with a nice pair instead. 

Trouble was, the bikini string somehow caught in my teeth.

Nah, just some unknown starlet who wanted to get into horror movies

.... and to her horror, would you believe, her bikini top came flying off when I snapped back trying to dislodge it from my teeth?

A little bit... and would you believe it,  the rebound on her end gave her a black eye?

Nah, but then they don't make boobies like they used to, either.

I mean, what d'yer think to more silicon walking around in womens chests than there is in a [silicon] chip factory?

For mine it's a ....

Yeah, and don't silicon puppies half remind you of the boobies on those old Greek/Roman statues, too hard and lifeless?

I remember seeing a woman boasting about her boob job on one of those talk-back shows, and how she thought she looked great. 

I thought: "Yeah, while your blouse is buttoned up to your neck, but get nekkid and we're talking a whole different enchilada.

When I think silicon implants, I think football bladders and pigskin... hardly the stuff to get a man excited.

Yeah, which is why, as a breast lover from way back, I do not like Deceptive D-Cups; mimicking mammaries; plastic puppies;

So, while dating, would that mean you would have a couple of Good Years?

and what does the Michelin man use his pump for?

That Michelin man, What a wanker. And was his name Robbie the Rubber Man?

He'll need to dress for winter soon, won't he?     Einstein wore the same thing all the time. Saved time and energy he was quoted to say.

When he yelled EUREEKA! After discovering that he soiled them when E=MC2 actually worked and dontcha know his colleagues renamed his next exclamation? From the speed of s**t to the speed of light.