Why wouldn't we be? And if we're not, what else would it be?
Wouldn't that depend on what sort of "Cinema" we are talking about?
Dunno, but if it's one of 'those' cinemas, wouldn't somebody walking in backwards extend the queue considerably to get in?
What is wrong with one of THOSE cinemas?
Nothing... but you think it'd be safest in the back or front row?

They even have a special app to make you feel like he's around. Awwwww....how thoughtful of them, no?
Very thoughful, but don't you think it'd be more realistic if the audible component were accompanied by an olfactory one? 
Does it have the Curried Cabbage service pack?
If not, it should have.... and should I insist on being paid 'royalties' for every curried cabbagge bark played? 