Is this the start of a new trend

Hehe, not game to after last time and getting Frogboy's personal page.  Knowing my luck, I'd end up at the White House or some top secret military site and have the CIA, NSA, FBI and FUKU on my doorstep.  Or I'd end up inadvertantly accessing George W Bush''s autobiography, "How I Exaggerated Iraqi WMD's and Deceived the World", and still end up with the CIA, NSA, FBI and FUKME on my doorstep.

Come to think of it, which I do, ever see a fleet of black vans pull up in your street and dread a knock at the door by men in black suits and sunglasses cos you saw a inadvertantly UFO the gov't was secretly testing???  Or worse still, having your front and back doors kicked in cos you are suspected of having a secret tape proving GWB lied about the WMD's??/

And while we're on the subject of Maury Povich, ever been that busy that you want to go on his show to hear: "You're NOT the father!!"?  And who thinks it'd be a great twist on the theme to have shows dedicated to: "You are NOT the Mother" ???

OK, I can't stands it no more. It's Springer, Jerry Springer......                                                                                 And doesn't he have a pole dancer to

Yup Uvah that's a big step in the right direction. Sort of like sludge du jour, with toxins for garlic. Anyone for Glow in the dark soup

He got exiled from planet Fashizzleitupyourbutt. That's about 24.5623 light years distant. Somewhere downtown of the Horsepatoot Nebula. Unfortunately he brought his freezedried brain with him instead of leaving it locked up in the Nitrox Cooler like he was supposed to. When the GrandPooter found out about it he sent a most potent starkerbark, that he bought from starkers at a discount rate because he had to pay for the warp juice to get back home, and aimed it at Jerry. He missed. Now you know where the haziness over the Golden Gate came from. So now we got this Jerry Springer alien dude on the boobtube making asses out of ordinary people just so he can satisfy his sick perverted egotistical self. I say we sneak in a magnetic bottle with a tightly held concentrated ultra-high potency supercharged plasmabark into his underwear draw. When he opens it in the morning........back to Fashizzleitupyourbutt in a hurry. Right   

You first have to get him away from populated areas. Wrap him up in a flubbersuit and bounce him on over to Wall Street and dump him in the laps of all the greedy dipshits. Then light 'em all up. Next day we can all stand around and wonder at the ethereal glow on the horizon while we're holding our noses

Now that I'd like to see. Give a whole new meaning to 'Zodiacal light'

Absolutely my dear. We want it now. No waiting. Right this second if not sooner. When we talk others 'must' jump. This is why I don't like working retail. I never could bring myself to think along those terms...the customer is 'always' right. They're people just like you and me. In fact...we're customers too. Are we always right Will someone come up to you or me and say that we are always right I don't think so. Soooooo......What was the question

Try again...............................................this is the second go round. For some strange reason the page flipped to another post before I could finish. Okay...here goes.

     Good morning all. It's 6:50 in the a.m. (first time was 6:32) and yeah......I want it all yesterday. Only problem with that is yesterday blew by so fast it got to be tomorrow even before today happened. So where was I...oh yeah... who to blame for all the pussilaneous rigaramorole what passes for semi-sentience I don't know. Yes I do...blame all those bassackward dinkleberries up on the hill who think them knows it all. Do them knows it all I don't think so very much. We as the consumer litterated peoples of the world tighten our belts buckles and hunker down for the unenviable conclusion of Obamarama's attack on the less than brainless it should be evident and a little bit that his battle is an up/down twisty thing. How else is he gonna corral all them high muck-a-mucks as they scamper hither and thither trying to look smart

It's disgraceful                                       And how was your day

The hot chicky babe says she'll be there in two shakes with nursin' abilities.

The luke warm chicky babe says she'll be right there without some nursin' abilities.

And the frigid old maid with a zimmer frame and a tube of linament says...quote..."It ain't linament see". She holds up the tube and there's two letters big and bold, K-Y. "In case the hot chicky babes get adventurous during the kissing it all better phase"...unquote.

Does it help some?                               <Maybe they'll do this too.

If you were here..................... I'd let you.  

Uh-oh!     She might be in Tassie, but do you think my missus will see this?   

Yup!  Now do you think you could start rubbing where the cramp's situated???   It's, um, getting stiff!!!

Oh, and BTW, Uvah, like how far out is that old maid?   Hope she's really, really old, a strict disciplinarian and bringing a fire extinguisher (and/or a cold spoon) as well as the KY... cos IROKONESS beat them hot chicky babes to the punch, and her soft warm hands have me feeling all hot under the collar, would you believe???

Thanks, you're a real darling

Um, didn't you, um, already elevate... um, it???

After those lovely warm hands and that lovely massage, could it be anything but warm... other than hot??? 

Oooh, I am awful, but you like me.