no can't say that i have
Aw c'mon, do you really expect us to believe that you never ever peeled off a scorcher???

have you? of course you have
Perhaps... but more importantly, is putting me back in the spotlight to draw attention way from your own bottom bellringers?

And do you have the fourth sign of madness Getting an answer
Have you been eavesdropping again?

An why is answer spelled with a double-u It's not pronounced ans-swer.
Would it have been better if they had decided to spell it with a U instead... ansuer???
Ever have one melt the asphalt under your sneakers and fuse them together
Would this be a question based on personal experience, given your recent indulgences at Burger King?
