I am bored and you guys better get used to my boredom induced blogs. Ok so I am going to give your more stuff about me so that you can get to know the person behind the entertaining blogs. My purpose is to entertain not to insult or upset anyone. I must warn you I have a potty mouth and I may have some adult content, I mean I WILL have adult content. This is the life of a 25 year old single lady. I am a student of life and your wise words will always be taken into consideration. I just hope you can take what you dish.
I as born in October 1983, my parents are both South American from a beautiful country. My country has a lot of issues to deal with but I love it all the same. My real country is USA and thats why I am a proud enlisted member of our military. Yes this foul-mouthed hussy fights for your country, lol...I haven't been overseas yet but my day is coming and I am so proud to say that I take that responsibility with great pleasure. I am not here to discuss war we all have our opinions about things and politics is not something I want to discuss. Ok back to me, I have two siblings both great. I love them to death. I have a brother in law who I care a lot about and a niece who is the sweetest 8mos old I have ever seen, she is so cute. I don't live with my parents. I have a great roomate, she is a nurse. She should start her own blog because man she has great stories. I am not going to tell my friends about this blog because I am not going to hold back on anything and I don't need anyone knowing stuff about me, friends won't always be friends and I have learned that the hard way. My friends are mostly mothers and although they live vicariously through me now I rather not have them read this, because some piss me off and I will be talking about how dumb love can make some people, trust me I know. I will tell maybe one friend, he is gay and he has is own blog on another site. His are more sexual than mine and I will damn well try to catch up.
I will tell you what I look like now, I am short 5"2" I am 145lbs, I have brown eyes and long black hair. I have been told I am very cute or pretty and not just by my parents lol. I will one day post a photo but for now I will enjoy this black veil over my face. I can say what I want and not feel dirty for saying it. I have curves and I carry myself well. No daisy dukes for me although I could prob rock the shit out of them. 
I went to catholic school until the 12th grade and the only good thing that came out of that is my catholic school uniform I occasionally still bring out for some fun. It's been a few months since I have put it back on, but I will soon. I like the whole dress up thing and I thin every women should. I am attacted to girls that are confident, I like thick women and that has always been my thing, stick thin girls are a turn off for me. I once lost so much weight I looked like a fucking bobblehead the guy I was with told me I needed to gain weight. Skinny doesn't look good on everyone. I am comfy with my body and obviously so are the people I date and bang. I hate skinny guys too, I need some big arms and a little weight. If your pants are smaller than mine I am not gonna be a happy camper, unless your schlong is as long as your leg, than I can suck it up...lol...really no pun intended. High Five me thats was pretty clever...lol
I can cook, I love cooking it can relax me like no other activity. My roomate loves my food so much that she has claimed it to be her creations on several occasions...lol...I cook for her dates and then leave the apartment, how cool am I. Living with her has been awesome, we have our own little things we do. When we have company and don't want to be disturbed we have a huge candle we set on the right side off the coffee table, that way I know she is gonna have sex so I know I should maybe leave and vice versa...we have our own things, lol
Let's see what else about me. I have a sidekick which is my lifeline. I love it. I hate fashion but I dress very well, I drink but don't smoke....I dance a lot! I love every genre of music and I go through phases of what I listen too. I grew up with music all around me, My dad was a DJ growing up on weekends to make ends meet and my mom can't cook, clean or basically do anything without salsa blaring on the radio. Thanks to our parents my sibligs and I can pretty much sleep through anything and I am grateful because muic is beautiful. I have older friends who are amazed by my knowledge of musicians way before my time and thats thanks to my family and VH1 pop of videos, lol....It's because my dad loved rock and roll even though back then he didnt speak a lick of english.
Well I am being called to the dinner table have to go.
I wish everyone a good night and please send me links to some good blogs. Hugs and kisses to all!!
Shadow 
