Hey there, only been married twice but I'm willing to have a go at another potentially unsuccessful nuptual;)
Why Bother!! Have the honeymoon first and there's no need to tie the knot... apply for a divorce later when you realise the honeymoon was the best part. 
Nah, I'm on my third and couldn't be happier... well I could be, but mrs starkers can't help there, not unless she becomes a miracle worker and fixes my arthritis/back troubles.
Wouldn't get married again, though. Apart from this one going the distance, nobody could take mrs starkers' place. 
