I'll take one Epic Gauss Cannon of Vasari Slaying on my Kol please, thanks.
Weird that you say it that way...suddenly reminded me of the worlds no.1 RPG, D&D.
"Your thief, after prying the chest and cleverly avoiding the poisoned needle trap has discovered that it contained a sword whos mere presence envelops your group with a desire for bloodlust".
-Group backs away expecting something really mean to happen (wouldn't be the first time).
-The group's fighter turns around and points at black robed figure "Raistlin, identify this item".
After a brief word of magic and some "swooshes" with his hands, Raistlin turns around to face his comrades. "Congratulations my friends, we have just acquired an item of considerable power which may prove to be our salvation out of this place".
-WHAT IS IT? yells the group at Raistlin who once again was just trying to build up suspense.
-My friends, we have just uncovered a +4 Vampiric Greatsword of demonoid-slaying.
(2d12 damage, user recovers hp equal to half the damage dealt, 18-20/x3, slashing, 20lbs, two-handed).
HELL YEAH! The good old days 