Let me add to the STFU list, then:
If you defend someone like tommyth3cat, who clearly DOES have the money to buy games and chooses not to, STFU. All of your arguments about not depriving anyone of income based on the pirate's inability to pay fail when the pirate could pay, but is just an asshat. And if you try some stupid bullshit about "well, I can only afford X number of games per month," please die in a fire.
If you pirate a game to "try before you buy" before any reviews are out, even if there is no demo, STFU. Waiting a week to get reviews, gameplay videos, etc would not have damaged the gameplay experience for you, and would almost certainly have answered whatever questions you had.
If you feel you should be entitled to play all games regardless of your ability to pay, STFU. There are lots of things we'd all like to do and can't afford. Grow the fuck up.
If you think piracy by people with the ability to pay is not stealing the income copyright law was designed to provide the creators, STFU. Join reality before you open your mouth.
Just because someone doesn't deserve something, and this is about as subjective as subjective gets, doesn't mean you have to play wounded gazelle and bawl about it till someone rips your throat out to shut you up.
Funny, that's exactly the argument I make when people use poor game quality to justify piracy. Your opinion about whether they deserve to get paid for that work is entirely irrelevant.
Now, if anyone can find anything worth discussing that doesn't fall under either of those STFU lists, please continue the topic. Otherwise we can continue the sanctimonious ass vs whining criminal act for all of eternity.