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Reply #26 October 30, 2009 3:38:36 AM
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Quoting TheManicK,
reply 18
deine mutter schubst kinder vom fahrrad und riecht am sattel.

 

#1.

 

now translate it

that's german which states:

"yo mamma pushes the bike and smells the saddle" ? am i right on that one?  not really good in german but i can understand a bit.

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Reply #27 November 4, 2009 11:14:24 PM
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yo mama so FAT that two kids ran around her and never came back!

yo mama so stupid she went to Bangkok to get a TIE (thai) Fighter!

yo mama so stupid she thinks Jar Jar comes with Pickles Pickles!

yo momma so old she sat next to Moses in Pre-school!

yo momma so ugly she can look at someone and make their faces melt!

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Reply #28 November 5, 2009 8:51:05 AM
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Yo momma's so fat, she's got more chins than a chinese phonebook

Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age-she died

Yo momma's so stupid that when she saw a "Wet Floor" sign, she did

Yo momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family

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Reply #29 November 12, 2009 12:19:57 AM
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yo momma's so fat, her grad photo was an aerial

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Reply #30 November 12, 2009 10:30:15 AM
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http://xkcd.com/89/

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Reply #31 November 21, 2009 2:57:41 PM
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Im not trying to be racist

 

Yo momma so black they had to tape her in NightVision.

Yo momma so white she made a guy go blind.

Yo momma is so fat when she saw a bus full of white kids she said "STOP THAT TWINKY!"

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Reply #32 November 21, 2009 6:17:58 PM
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Yo momma is so fat after I circumnavigated her all my boats got +1 movement points.  

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Reply #33 November 21, 2009 10:13:10 PM
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yo momma so fat jabba the hutt said 'DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!'

yo momma so ugly she makes blind kids cry

yo momma so stupid she thinks a lightsaber has fewer calories

yo momma so stupid that she went inside to grab a spoon when I told her was chilly outside

yo momma so fat it takes 2 Death Stars to blow her up

yo momma so ugly that when you were born all your father could think was 'Dear God let it not look like her!'

yo momma so fat she didnt know she was pregnant with you until her water broke

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Reply #34 November 25, 2009 8:10:53 PM
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Quoting jshores,
reply 32
Yo momma is so fat after I circumnavigated her all my boats got +1 movement points.  

 

hahahhaaha!!

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Reply #35 November 26, 2009 1:03:43 AM
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Lol mishyu long time no see.

Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air for joy and got stuck

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Reply #36 November 29, 2009 2:25:07 PM
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Yo momma is so skiny if she jumps off a building she wont fall......she'll glide

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Reply #37 November 29, 2009 6:03:01 PM
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Yo momma so poor that I walked in her house and stepped on a cigarette and she yelled out 'WHO SHUT OFF THE HEAT?'

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