congradulations, you are born 3 years late due to a temporal anomolay.

I wish for an unlimited supply of ramen

Granted you get it,but since you got it so early there are no levels and the only button on the menu is a tutorial which is bugged.

I wish fo the corrupter of this wish to make a 1000 word corruption of this wish

They do, they insult the Alien Dogs by doing so, who send their mind-controlled Dinosaurs to kill then, accidentally killing John Stewart in the proccess.

I wish that they would finish Mass Effect 2 and have it on sale by the end of July, and Mass Effect 3 by the end of October.

Granted. America is thrown into a Depression worse than the one in the 1930's, and loses it's status as a superpower to the European Union and China.

I wish that Puerto Rico would suck it up and become a state already.

Koda0 (^)

Wish granted, inner city schools are so nice, you never go home and live there for the rest of your life.

I wish that everything was free.

you body now catches fire.  all the time.

I wish for a Kol battleship.  full size.

You have all the cars for Twisted Metal 2 in your garage. However, in order to make them all fit, the powers in charge of wish-granting have to crush them into foot-wide metal cubes.

I iwsh I had never let my self get roped into designing web pages for my mom's dysfunctional charity.

Granted. You get radioactive and get cancer and Die

I wish school hadnt started so early

Granted: but you sleep threw your classes and end up crashing in too your own house.

I wish i could fly.

granted. you have .3 more seconds to read every day.

I wish i found a stockpile of Rum (like in Pirates of the Carribean)

Granted, but you should take off your space suit to drink it.

I wish I could have unlimited vacation with no salary loss.

Granted, and - judging by your nick - at age 78 your senile limp body gets thrown back in. The other cadets make fun of you, they leave you behind with every task because you need a stick to walk, nobody wants to be in a foxhole with you because you smell of dead fish, you keep forgetting which door is the men's shower and the officers make you drop and give them 80 because you wet the bed every night. Also, firing any rifle makes you fall over.

On the plus side, you can skip the military haircut because you don't have any hair left.

I wish my room had a fresh coat of white paint.

Granted. You have a large sum of money in a plastic bag that happens to be on Io.

I wish 55% of the population would bvote for me when I ran for any office.