Granted, but in the first few minutes of your first practice, your foot gets caught in the pool drain and in order to free yourself to keep from drowning, you break your foot in multiple places. In the surgery to set the bones, the doctor slips while operating. You are now permanatly disabled and have a disfigured foot. When people see your foot, they cringe and openly show revolt. You go through life being shunned from "normal" people.

After several years of dispair, you turn to drugs to try to take away the pain or rather the realization of your pain. You spiral futher and further into drug addiction, getting disease upon disease, eventually dying by drowning in your own blood during a fit of coughing.

I wish for a new PC

It does, but you're still on it while we get to go to Alpha Centauri.

I wish that we found another Earth-like planet pretty soon

Granted - you die.....

I wish for another wish.

Granted, but you are lacking the Harddrive, Controller, Connecting wires, and the XBL gamerpoints /XBL subscription. Even after accumulating all of these, you still get pwned online and cry yourself to sleep daily.

I wish that Infinity Ward had made CoD5

You get a hugely overclocked but broken computer that will not turn on.

I wish this keyboard was bigger.

How original

@ veers

You get ultimate power, but it is ultimate power over your own decisions

I wish for new headphones

They all turn against you and utterly annihilate you.

I wish for nothing.

He is finally happy. You, however, are sent to Guantanamo Bay and tortured for not making an easily corruptable wish.

I wish that i had the time and patience to make those modded X-box 360 controllers.

Granted but because you didnt wish for anything tangible you get nothing! GG

i wish for something.

Granted, you become emo again and she abandons you.

I wish I could make people do that, and not kill me during or afterwords.

I wish that my friends party hadn't been cancelled.

Did I mention I would've been the ONLY guy there?

Koda0 (^)

P.S. Ifear, where the f*** have you been?

She doesn't cancel it. (she is the girl I like, too)

Anway, your parents begin to ignore you more and more, until you starve to death inside of a cardboard box outside of (insert local college name here... I kinda forgot where you lived, I think it's Ohio?)

I wish that my crush's best friend didn't like me anymore, but that we could stay friends.

Koda0 (^)

This becomes wordpaly. But we are all terrible at wordplay, so the thread dies. Slowly and painfully.

I wish I could come up with a wish.