Banned for collecting coupons out of magazines to get your rewards.... tho I bet the coupons in Playboy... well they get left there when there's a pic of nekkid chicky babe on the other side.
Banned beause it was actually just a title I bought from a wandering traveler with my membership loyalty reward points.
Banned for following a wandering traveler around for so long he got totally sick of it and offered you a cheap, cheap title to make you go away.
Just thank yourself lucky you weren't charged with stalking.
Hehe, which reminds me of the lass who asked if she ran around in front of me naked would I stalk 'er.