Banned for facto mindo there. I wonder if he feels better now that it's over? Or out anyway. Nah, only getting caught is more like it. 

Banned for it's against the law. And I must admit to being surprised you said that, daddyo. tsc tsc tsc

Banned for lackanookie.

banned because it depends on the steroids used

banned for thinking I want my muscles to grow

banned because you are never concise enough to explain what you mean

Banned because it is actually mostly fat. I would know.

Banned for Bach had an enormous organ that could blow the roof off a small Summer palace... even in E-flat.

Banned for googling 'penis' 'cos you didn't know what it was....

Banned for false misconception, for after a woman has been introduced to moi's wedding tackle she surely know what a 'penis' is.

Then there was the bloke who espied a young and naive country lass who hadn't had a lot of schooling.

Thinking he could take advantage of her simplistic ways, he charmed her with flowery language and silky compliments.

The lass was suitably impressed and showed signs of allowing things to turn romantic, so the bloke offers to show her his penis.

"What's that?" she asked.

"Well if you come with me into the barn I will show you."

So they go into the barn and immediately he starts necking with her and removing her clothes 'til she's completely naked.

"Ere, so where's this penis you was telling me about?"

"It's here m' dear." and he flops it out for her to see.

"Oooh arrr," she says: "it's just like a cock only a lot smaller!"  Boom, boom.

Banned for booming about the penis when it has nothing to do with muscles. More with blood pressure.  It is amazing how it transforms to a log though.   Just sayin. 

Banned for concurring with your assumption in such matters. Although I like to believe I am responsible. 

banned for assumption of said comparisons and Freudian concepts