Oh, Burger Wars mod on the horizon, I see.
I had the link to the infamous speech of Ronald McDonald after he won the Burger War in an old issue of "Judge Dredd". Alas, the link is broken it seems. Too bad, cause the issue is banned from reprinting. 
Imagine Ronald with mad eyes and an assault rifle beginning with "I have a dream, my friends..." and telling you about burgers and milk-shakes! 