Sometimes I have to put up with having my cat on the keyboard or mouse when I play Sins and surf the Internet. Occasionally the torby cat (tortoise shell tabby on the keyboard) freaks out and gets territorial, hissing and slapping my hands for no apparent reason.
My wife's shaved pussy cat is guarding the chair like a lion. (Both cats root for the Detroit Lions.) If cats could play cat football, she would be a defensive tackle because she's a big-boned girl and she can get ornery and grumpy.
