I have a friend in the the TV biz
It's unfortunate that you admitted that... having a friend in the TV biz, that is. Now I don't like you, either!!! Nah, not really. You're alright. Not that I'm saying we're best buds or anything. I mean, we've only just met. Anyhow, just thank your lucky stars you didn't say you're friends with a banker, otherwise I'd have gotten baity and spat the dummy
Orright, we'll put it another way. If you use your influence as a friend to influence your friend to change things for the better then I'll like you more.
Okay, then, you don't have that much influence. How about you know he's got some casting couch secrets he'd rather didn't get out, and you blackmailed him to stop axing decent shows?
If none of the above could or would apply, could you drop a bit of weed in his glovebox and make an anonymous call to get him out of the way?
Oh, and you do realise, dontcha, that you won't be able to be best buds with this TV bloke now we've conspired together against him?
I'm really upset that complianing about things takes away from me the time I could have spent doing something I enjoy in my life.
Okay, there's a cure for that... start to enjoy complaining yourself. Think about it! The possibilities are endless... cos there's a possible complaint in everything and you'll never run out of material.