Hmmm, the shit that goes on while I'm in bed asleep! I mean, what makes you suckers think you can have this much fun without me?
And secondly, what is it about birth dates anyhow?
Yep, birth dates. because, technically, you have just one birthday... the day your mother endured unspeakable pain and swore copiously at your father.
And for those of you who were 'big' babies... your father didn't deserve being called all that.....
So when next you have a birth date, think of your poor father, who endured several hours of being accused of unspeakable low acts and being called every basterd under the sun.
Another reason you should think of your father on your birth date is the enforced contraception [abstinence] to ensure "no more" of you ever happened again.
Finally, the other reason you should think of your father before your mother on you birth date is because it was always HIS fault when YOU misbehaved: "Do you know what that effing kid of YOURS has done now?"
Oh, and so this post doesn't come across as sexist, think about the morning sickness and bloating your mother endured while YOU occupied places where HER internal organs should have been.
So, next time you think about celebrating a birth date [anniversary of your birth] think of the suffering of your poor parents and call it off.
