The only reason he became a pirate was so he could dig up dinosaur crap masquerading as buried treasure.
Wrong, I becum a pirate so's I cud 'ijack threads like this ere 'n puntificate t' me 'eart's content [wos gunna spell that wiv a u fer a minute but it looked a bit rude
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As fer tha dinasore crap, it be worf its weight in gold... bein' tha variety o' preshus gems wot it is these days.
Wanna find out? We've a plank 'ere me 'earty!
I also vote starkers off the boat. Walk the plank ye overripe punster! This is fitting Pun.ishment.
If'n ye finks I be gonna walk tha plank orf me own brig, ye 'aves annuver fing cummin'.
Thar'll be no celebratory friggin' in tha riggin' on my ship.
Bosun, whar be that cat-o-nine-tails?... we 'aves an attempt at a mutiny, aaaarrgghhhhh!
'Ere, by tha way, did yer 'ear 'bout tha mad land lubber wot drowned dancin' on ol' Blackbeard's grave.