C'mon Dave, where's yer sense of adventure?  Playing it safe in the middle means you're missing out on the thrill of the roller coaster of life and sailing free as a pirate out into that thar free space.  So get out yer cutlass and cut yourself free of all those inhibitions.

And yes, I'm old... was there when dirt was being invented,  Oh, and BTW, I did notice you hiding in thr bushes copping a sneaky view of your own.

Aw, c'mon Dave, being tied up and unmercifully spanked does not make you a victim  No, that's a fetish!  But why you'd pay somebody for that beats me.  I bet there's quite a few around here who willingly spank you for free - to take out their frustrations - and I'm sure 'Misstress Starone would love to be first in line to administer the first slap.  In fact, I'd be willin' ter loan 'er me trusty cat-o-nine tails... if'n ye thinks tha punishment don't fit tha crime.

You know you're getting on when... the pharmacy starts home delivering your meds and vitamins in a 18 wheeler.

and one for the ladies....

You know you're old when... you go to the store to get some makeup and the pretty young assistant offers you a free trowel to apply it.

I doubt she needs anything from you to take care of business. Also have a strong feeling she can handle things herself. If for some reason she does need help I hope she doesn't come to you. That may be the end for all of us. 

Imagine a WC forum with only starkers and starone on it only.  What a mess that would be.

Dave, Dave, Dave, what am I gunna do wiv you?  I offers me cat-o-nine ter git ye tha best treatment possible an' ye throws a cannonball into tha mainsail an' scuttle me plan.  Oh well, if you're not interested, I be shure thars others who'd jump at tha chance.

Yes, fish is one of my fave foods  In fact, I pretty much like all seafood, but then my great grandfather was a trawlerman and it was always a part of the family diet, even after he retired in his mid-70's due to sea sickness. It was actually vertigo, something I also suffer with, but he couldn't go to sea with it so reluctantly retired.  They don't make men like that anymore, tough as old boots and as strong as an ox.

Ah, the good old days.

Sorry Dave, I couldn't resist!!!

So I had a good laugh. 

So I'm a Minion now. So you are now on my list. Don't you worry Christine as you never got off my list.

You have to agree, I'm a cute little person.

Just so's I get on te list, too, there's just one certainity in the above statement.... "little"  The "cute" part is up for debate.... and the nay tean is leading by a healthy margin with just 1 minute to go.  The "human" part will require DNA testing to verify the veracity of this.  Just remember, a mere 2% Neanderthal finding will exclude you... and given ALL that body/back hair, I'd say there's a very strong chance of that

Hey everybody, Dave could be the missing link... and he's so old he was right under the noses of those scholars of Biblical times who pondered such things.  Yup, that age old question could have been answered 2000+ years ago, but Dave didn't present himself cos he was worried about getting poked and prodded in sensitive areas... not to mention his fear of disection.  Mind you, I can understand that one.  I wouldn't want to watch someone/something getting cut up while I was getting poked in the nether region by Scribes with scribes.... "And lo",  said the chief Pharisee: "this missing link is ticklish."

So Dave, now that I'm ON the list I want all the rights and priveleges that goes with is.  Don't be sexist and just blow Christine kisses for administering the cat-o-nine just the way you like it.  Just remember who loaned it to her, okay?

I remember the first time I accidentally hit the rollup button instead of the minimize and I freaked out and couldn't figure out what happened to the page! DUH!!! I was new to windowblinds and I thought my I screwed up my computer.   

Quoting Stramp,

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I remember the first time I accidentally hit the rollup button instead of the minimize and I freaked out and couldn't figure out what happened to the page! DUH!!! I was new to windowblinds and I thought my I screwed up my computer.   

You're not alone there. First time I did it the panic set in because I couldn'y find the window - well I wasn't looking for just a tiny, thin title bar, at the top of the screen, was I - and Windows wouldn't let me reopen or maximise it from the taskbar icon.  No, I had to close from there and reopen it to see where it was.... and then it was still rolled up.  Fortunately, I saw it reappear and knew where to look.  From there I eventually figured out how to 'unroll' it... not that I'll say how long that 'eventually' took. 

Being older, let's just say it took a while. Well that's my excuse and I'm stickin' to it.

WOM loves the roll up button,

Yeah, WindowBlinds should have a warning if 'rollup' is included.  I mean, smoke packets HAVE to have warnings about health risks, and so should WBs.  What's that you say, WBs with rollup aren'y nealth hazards?  Well you didn't feel my heart racing six to the dozen when I thought I'd lost that window.  Yup, there's a potential health risk there alright.

I also reckon they oughta have warnings on ballot papers/at poling stations.... "Warning, IDIOT May Get Elected if Ballot is Lodged Correctly"

That's the diplomatic version... the one that should be posted is: "IDIOT and LIAR Will Be Elected Should You Vote Correctly.:

As you all may have guessed, we have a state election tomorrow Jan 31st... and we GOTTA turn up and vote/get our names crossed off the roll.  What a mongel of a way to ruin a perfectly good Saturday morning walk... if one wanted to go for one, that is.  Frankly, I'd rather stay at home and turn on the 6 o'clock news to find everybody else had done the same thing., and just couldn't be bothered.  But alas, I'd likely get fined for not lodging a completely blank ballot paper... I do that -l eave NO marks - so that nobody gets my vote... none of the bastards are worth it/honest enough for my liking.

Orright, rant off... 'til the next election.

Anyway, another way to know if you're old... you were around for the 1st caveman elections to vote in a leader..

My vote went to Bertha, Big Bertha Butt, one of the Butt sisters.  One night I asked her to sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, and she said: I'll sock it to you daddy, I'll sock it to ya... if you vote for ne in next Saturday's elections."  So I did.

Oh, that was so funny. I had totally forgotten that song!