I keep my buttons on the scroll and all the ladies in check-

- did you find the spare key to my apartment yet?

Yo, dudes and dudettes

It's MC-Teebee comin to y'all across da webwaves 2nite. Tellin ya the whack and the good bout the phat hos and b-boy akshun from herr to the hood. But wat I wanna no is y I'm spinnin da blog wit such a wiggidy-whack ninties DJ spin, aight? Just chill a mo while I find the tru me again....

Done. Sorry about my little lapse of identity just now. I took a couple of moments to do some deep breathing exercises and centre myself, and I think I'm me again. If I start to drift back into phoenetic spelling and dropping consonants, just give me a little slap around the head.

In six minutes and counting, I should be screeching up my driveway in the trusty Red Rocket (Laser Mark II now has a name! I just came up with it then and I think it's a keeper... thanks everybody) towards a lecture on Australian History. Which begs the question, why am I still sitting here tapping away at a keyboard when I could be doing something like making myself some dinner so I don't pass out from lack of nutrients right when Dr Martin (yes, but ironically he's not incredibly cool and neither does he come in a choice of colours and fabrics) launches into a spiel about Europeans celebrating the landing of the First Fleet in Botany Bay by sitting down and having an orgy. Which by the way is a true story. A far cry from the American pilgrims with their thanksgiving and prayers.

*contemplative moment* Actually, now that that question has begged itself, I think I'm going to answer it and go and make ready to leave. Which means I first have to leave all of you.

Imagine if you had no sense of smell...

Tegan :)
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you're like, my all time favorite blogger. I laugh so hard when I read your blogs. You're awesome.

Trinitie
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I have no idea how i found this article but just letting you know i had no idea that Australia was founded on an orgy. And more importantly they had it sitting down. Impressive.
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Nice Strongbad Reference...(without credit) mooch!
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launches into a spiel about Europeans celebrating the landing of the First Fleet in Botany Bay by sitting down and having an orgy. Which by the way is a true story. A far cry from the American pilgrims with their thanksgiving and prayers.


Not much of a far cry from the pilgrims. They landed at Plymouth because they were running low on beer.