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Yet another one in the works.
Feature Presentation
SuspecTed
Thank you all for coming,
Would you please take your seats,
Just a few announcements before we begin.
Now that the doors are securely locked,
On this occasion,
I'm proud to present.
With no chance of escape,
Without further adeiu,
It is my pleasure.
But before I do,
Let us recognize those,
Sitting wide-eyed among you.
Those who made this disaster possible,
Without their painstaking effort,
No enduring of the enjoyment you're about to recieve.
The reason you're all here,
Let's give them a warm welcome,
Stand but...
Please hold your applause until the very end,
Which I shall delay no longer,
And now, our feature presentation.
Feature Presentation
SuspecTed
Thank you all for coming,
Would you please take your seats,
Just a few announcements before we begin.
Now that the doors are securely locked,
On this occasion,
I'm proud to present.
With no chance of escape,
Without further adeiu,
It is my pleasure.
But before I do,
Let us recognize those,
Sitting wide-eyed among you.
Those who made this disaster possible,
Without their painstaking effort,
No enduring of the enjoyment you're about to recieve.
The reason you're all here,
Let's give them a warm welcome,
Stand but...
Please hold your applause until the very end,
Which I shall delay no longer,
And now, our feature presentation.