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ANZAC Imperium

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The Imperial Guard gathered round the wounded Emperor BlueSteel for the Last Stand.

"Save yourselves," gasped Blue. His brow glistened with the Beads of Heroicism

Evil Steve eyed the faithful. The faithful eyed him back.

"We must leave this place, so that we might fight again", roared Evil.

Evil Steve threw down the Teaspoon of Endless Toil, opened the Trousers of Endless Soil Capacity, and moved the Wooden Horse of Endless Gymnastic Fortitude.

An escape tunnel.

"While you lot have been trying to beat maso, I've been making a fortune smuggling illegal contraband!", roared Evil financially.

"Huzzah!", roared the Imperial Guard.

Evil hauled the wounded Blue up onto his weary shoulders.

"Are you with me?" roared Evil laconically. "Or am I going to die of embarrassment?"




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Reply #26 from Stardock Forums Top
MM77 would probably recommend the Mull of Kintyre....

;)
Elemental: Reforged
Reply #28 from Stardock Forums Top
Actually looks Greek to me.
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Greek. You think everything is greek. You even thought Athenes is greek!

Oh, wait...
Reply #29 from Stardock Forums Top
Gerakken comes in fast for a thread crash and sees the empire logo. Ack! It IS the Mullet Republic. Damage ensues, but the Spymaster somehow survives, much like the reconstituted ANZACs! :SURPRISED:

Well, glad to see a fighting spirit carrying on here. Good luck and show us what you got. :CONGRAT:
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Reply #30 from Stardock Forums Top
 ANZAC Imperium attacking the Apolyton 
01 Nov 03 521174.0 (0 battles against 486 )
02 Nov 03 193072.0 (75 new battles against 0 new)
03 Nov 03 110634.0 (36 new battles against 0 new)
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:CONGRAT: You have hit the top ten.
Reply #31 from Stardock Forums Top
The new issue of the Metaverse Review is now out!

http://metaversereview.joeuser.com

Headlines Include:

~ ANZAC Republic disbands
~ Special Forces formed
~ And Much, Much More!
Reply #32 from Stardock Forums Top
If you go with the mulle theme there is already a website:
www.mulletsgalore.com
Reply #33 from Stardock Forums Top
ok troops - looks like lavalampmaster is still missing in action - so we've got 5 or 6 active members - and we can stay in the top ten or thereabouts and move forward from here. i'd like all interested parties to email me (email posted earlier) so that we can discuss options for themes, names, logos etc. my main expectation is for all to have fun.

in the meantime, enjoy being in the only empire that has holiday for a horse race. Go BIG PAT!

:)
Reply #34 from Stardock Forums Top
oh and i also need some expertise on developing our new website. any vollies?
Reply #35 from Stardock Forums Top
THE ASHES - Part 1

Evil bestrode the deck of the good ship, ANZAC. His brow furrowed in the half-light of yet another dying planet. BlueSteel fiddled while homeworlds burned.

“You’re as mad as a cut snake!” roared Evil psychologically.

Blue kept fiddling.

“I hope all your chickens turn into emus and kick your dunny doors down!” roared Evil intelligently.

Blue kept fiddling.

“Don’t come the raw prawn!” roared Evil provocatively.

Blue kept fiddling.

“Carrying on like a pork chop?” roared Evil temptingly.

Blue stop fiddling and examined his ring.

Evil slumped into the regal chair. Blue’s failure to respond to even the most basic of ‘strine meant one thing, and one thing only.

Blue had lost his logo.

Evil stared at Blue. In the heated haste of the escape, Blue had shed his Imperial Shoulder Pads and Imperial Platform Shoes. His true self was now revealed to all.

“Right lads!” roared Evil retrospectively, “Let’s dump the hobbit!”

“Huzzah!” roared the ANZACs.

Evil’s eyes embraced the last of the loyal ANZACs. The mighty Stydracos, Commander of the Imperial BBQ, the ancient Warty, Guardian of the Imperial Keg, the surprisingly normal Mark Newcombe, Custodian of the Imperial Beach, the wily Dracko81, Protector of the Imperial Sheep, the ever-youthful LavaLampmaster, Keeper of the Imperial Thongs.

Good men all.

“Set course for the Flemington Star System” roared Evil flamboyantly, “the snags and the nags are on me!”

to be continued……

Reply #39 from Stardock Forums Top
welcome aboard lavalampmaster! iz you still grounded?

only jokin'

;)
Reply #40 from Stardock Forums Top
Commander Lavalampmaster fined for drunk frigate-commandeering
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Remember, an aggressive drunken frigate captain has a good chance to take out a death knight! Drunken fighting is a strong Galciv tradition.

Gerakken, one of the drunken masters of Galciv combat.
Reply #41 from Stardock Forums Top
calling jeff de silva! reattach yer ARSE to the ANZACs.

;)
Reply #42 from Stardock Forums Top
wily...u know me fairly well and all through 1 email :notsure:

oh and by the way not every1 gets a holiday for the Melbourne Cup :sniff!:

~SDC~
Reply #43 from Stardock Forums Top
 ANZAC Imperium attacking the Apolyton 
03 Nov 03 110634.0 (111 battles against 486 )
04 Nov 03 075995.0 (18 new battles against 0 new)
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Reply #44 from Stardock Forums Top
oh and by the way not every1 gets a holiday for the Melbourne Cup
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you iz not obeyin' your h'emperor???

LOL

the missus didn't get the day off either - i had to drink ALL the beer...
Reply #45 from Stardock Forums Top
the missus didn't get the day off either
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She was with me...getting some tips. ;)

Don't get too excited, tips for the race of course.

How's that for evil? ;)
Reply #46 from Stardock Forums Top
How's that for evil?
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luvly.... ;)
Reply #47 from Stardock Forums Top
I might get a game in tonight.

Unrelated:
I found my dad's 50+ year old tenor sax in a closet and I'm learning it (after emailing him for permission; he works in Russia and isn't able to visit the family often. a lot of people think they're divorced, but they aint.)
He's happy about the idea. :D

Now I can play clarinets AND saxes
brining my total instrument versatility to 12
(Bflat, A, Aflat, Eflat, Alto, Bass, Contrabass clarinets, Alto, Tenor, Baritone, and Bass saxes, and piano :) )

MUSICIAN SCHOLARSHIP, HERE I COME!

EDIT: Piano
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Reply #48 from Stardock Forums Top
I iz makin' lavalampmaster Minister of da Culture.

:CONGRAT:
Reply #49 from Stardock Forums Top
mmm, i sense it's gonna take a lot of effort keepin' the ANZACs on the first page....