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ANZAC Imperium

ANZAC Imperium

The Imperial Guard gathered round the wounded Emperor BlueSteel for the Last Stand.

"Save yourselves," gasped Blue. His brow glistened with the Beads of Heroicism

Evil Steve eyed the faithful. The faithful eyed him back.

"We must leave this place, so that we might fight again", roared Evil.

Evil Steve threw down the Teaspoon of Endless Toil, opened the Trousers of Endless Soil Capacity, and moved the Wooden Horse of Endless Gymnastic Fortitude.

An escape tunnel.

"While you lot have been trying to beat maso, I've been making a fortune smuggling illegal contraband!", roared Evil financially.

"Huzzah!", roared the Imperial Guard.

Evil hauled the wounded Blue up onto his weary shoulders.

"Are you with me?" roared Evil laconically. "Or am I going to die of embarrassment?"




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Reply #76 Top
It's HAMMER ! TIME! :CONGRAT: :HOT:
Reply #77 Top
woot!

hey, ANZACs i az negotiated a ceasefire wiv da Euros, so you can put down ya uzis and concentrate on the game in hand....

:)
Reply #78 Top
i iz a tantric h'expert
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Check again as to who is the Tantric h'expert. LOL

All this rolling around. Very erotic. :HOT:
Reply #79 Top
i just played my first crippling game today and my first masochistic :D

here we go...i finally got this crazy AI worked out :)
~SDC~
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Reply #80 Top
go for it dracko!

:)
Reply #81 Top
LOL LOL marquesa. this rollin' iz getting quite 'practised'....

;)
Reply #83 Top
Well done to Dracko and LavaLampMaster...you both look to have figured out the AI much quicker than I did :)

We're slowly moving up the rankings again...keep up the good work everyone.
Reply #85 Top
Congrats Dracko and LavaLampMaster I has been a bit busy lately and always good to come back and see such activity in our recovering empire.

Good luck LavaLampMaster with the gigantic map, eek my comp don't like gigantic takes a while between turns and then if you lose half way through the game :sniff!: arghhh! Do like the spacing out of the empires though :)
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Reply #87 Top
Arceans...they are always dumb in my games, its usually the Drengin or the Altarians :notsure:

playing a cripply on large at the moment and only got the Drengin and the Yor to take over which should take no longer than 30mins each if i set myself up for it ;) Oh and then theres the Altarians which will take 5mins, just gotta upgrade a starbase, but the trade i get from them keeps me at 100 production :)

btw...with the scoring system what exactly counts cause i am probably wasting time doing things that don't give me score

~SDC~
Reply #88 Top
typical, everyone starts chatting when i'm not about

;)
Reply #89 Top
crippling is hard, and the Arceans won't stop calling me monkey boy!
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You should see what they call you at maso... ;)
Reply #90 Top
Did someone say something? :notsure:
Reply #91 Top
typical, everyone starts chatting when i'm not about
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thats right we wait until you go offline and chat like crazy and we see you login and take off :p
Reply #92 Top
Well be glad that Cotal is no longer with you, she also ditched the Jedi Republic, she zeroed her score and now she has 0 points. :(
Reply #93 Top
she'll be back.......the lure of d'anzacs iz irresistable..then there's all the bookings for the collective.....sigh, who'd have thought there was such a big market for the Yor...

;)
Reply #94 Top
Is THIS WAY?!..I FEEL at HOME! Around you Steve?!... :)
Reply #95 Top
hmm that last game didn't quite put us 1 up into 9th close about 7000 points off now though :)

** Goes off to do a quick game to pop them up that placing :D

~SDC~
Reply #97 Top
goodonya hammer - nice to see a mercenary honouring the contract.

we've h'actually h'acquired a new member!!! fyrdracos, welcome aboard. mmm, all these dracos, drackos - a dragon theme?

hey, MM7, you'll ALWAYS be welcome here

;)

keep up the good work troops!!
Reply #98 Top
Thank Steve :)
Reply #99 Top
u iz gettin' me all feelin' again, MC7 (hint hint)

:)
Reply #100 Top
I'll get back to music soon I just want to see how this war is going to go first. :) (hint hint) :)

HAPPY! 100! Bha ha ha ha ....



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