don't you wish you were me ?

i try not to be self-involved

i succeed, albeit only for the most part



being self-involved makes nobody happy but yourself

(which is fine with you if you just said “so what” ?)



self-involvement appears to be a very rewarding pastime

one is filled with a sense of self-worth and personal pride without seemingly having to do very much at all !



although it bears mentioning that nobody really likes you

(but even this does not matter if you are too self-involved to notice !)