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This has gotta be fast cause I've got two minutes or less,
but this is supposed to be a break not add up my stress,
and I've been blessed to be riding to work,
while I'm flicking off my car and the rest of these commuting jerks,
my commuting perks....are dirty pants and T's,
and with the right words I'll let you feel these...arms,
growin' strong with envy,
of these legs that carry me whether they'll let me,
I'm set free,
on a mission of greater good,
and that utilitarian ish is way misunderstood...but aren't we all,
big and small,
all...at once,
the smartest kid in the class striving to be the dunce...in a pointed hat,
just like the vatican,
I only drive my car to hear my trunk rattlin',
not from the system, but from a crappy exhaust pipe,
so my friends can hear me coming from miles away when I pick them up at night,
and that's when I'm feelin' bright...brighter than these high beams,
and I'm doing my best not to stay within my means....
you might be outta my league,
but I'm practicin' really hard,
and maybe one day,
you'll regard....me as one with whom you'd like to donate your time,
in the bottom of the lost and found is where I go for mine.
but this is supposed to be a break not add up my stress,
and I've been blessed to be riding to work,
while I'm flicking off my car and the rest of these commuting jerks,
my commuting perks....are dirty pants and T's,
and with the right words I'll let you feel these...arms,
growin' strong with envy,
of these legs that carry me whether they'll let me,
I'm set free,
on a mission of greater good,
and that utilitarian ish is way misunderstood...but aren't we all,
big and small,
all...at once,
the smartest kid in the class striving to be the dunce...in a pointed hat,
just like the vatican,
I only drive my car to hear my trunk rattlin',
not from the system, but from a crappy exhaust pipe,
so my friends can hear me coming from miles away when I pick them up at night,
and that's when I'm feelin' bright...brighter than these high beams,
and I'm doing my best not to stay within my means....
you might be outta my league,
but I'm practicin' really hard,
and maybe one day,
you'll regard....me as one with whom you'd like to donate your time,
in the bottom of the lost and found is where I go for mine.
