Capt'n Starkers I be hearin in ta tavern Blackbeard be in ta cove yonder, we be makin a visit there?

Bad situation got the better of me, don't reckon I'll be around for a while.

https://forums.wincustomize.com/?forumid=24&aid=128159#996784.....last couple of entries explains it.
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Hmmmph.....I takes a much needed rest and the place goes ta pot.

There be no decks swabbed, the bilge be full o dirty waaater an' the sails be not unfurled. Oh well if this bucket don't run in me absence, best the admins scuttle 'er as Davy Jones' locker awaits ta be 'er watery grave

There ya go GuyPC, maybe ye'll get yer lockin' wish after all.....nought escapes Davy Jones' locker once it be in there.

As Metallica once lamented....'Sad but True'



****I'll be orf, then****

'tis not the same without you

Arrg, best get the mates back to work. You know what they say, when the capt'n's away, the crew does play!

Ok, Mistress Jenny, get that whip going. Time to get this crew back to work.

Aaaaarghhh...so there be some of 'e left aboard then!!!! When I gits back there were not nobody about....all I seed were a note from Pecky sayin' he were flyin' orf ta the Canary Islands ter Find 'imself a woman.

I thought ta meself he were jealous o' you lot n' all them wenches, so off he went ....bit of a mismatch me thinks, Pecky and them poor canaries. He be near buzzard sized and quite uncouth....so them delicate lil canaries 'ad better fly South fer winter early, I reckons.

Some of ye might've noticed me missus 'as signed on proper ta keep a proper eye on me, so I 'aves ta stay aboard now. When I tells her I were gonna 'ijack a vessel carryin' a cargo of Viagara and retire to a tropical paradise wiv lots o' Polynesian wenches at me beckon call, her says to me that I'll be swingin' from the yardarm afore I do. So me buckos, it looks like I be 'ere fer a while longer yet.

Ok, Mistress Jenny, get that whip going. Time to get this crew back to work.

Absolutely...and as first mate you'll 'ave ta keep yer eyes peeled fer slackers an' give 'em a pistol whippin' if 'n they don't snap to right away. If I were you, I'd keep it loaded as well, fer them scurvy seadogs who'd rather slip over the side than work.

On another note, looks like we'll have to purchase my wife WC and OD subs now she has taken an interest of her own. I got quite a surprise when I'd just gotten up from a nap and found her here on WC...on the new puter I built for her. Didn't do too bad of a job for my first effort, even if I say so myself....IT WORKS!

Well I did get quite run down there for a while and severely lacking motivation, but a few days of complete rest and relaxation has me revilalised and ready fer some more plunderin'.....Stardock here we come.

Aye capt'n welcome back! I was beginnin' ta think thar be no crew left when ye be gone.

Pecky and them poor canaries.

Pecky be sendin a note by pigin carrier, he be back wid in ta week!

revilalised and ready fer some more plunderin'.....Stardock here we come.

mmm capt'n Stardock best be fraid, fer we's be comin now or never!

Some of ye might've noticed me missus 'as signed on proper ta keep a proper eye on me,

If ye be talking about a Ms Starkers that I did. I will make sure the mates hold their tongues in the lady's company.

I will make sure the mates hold their tongues in the lady's company.

aye be sure ye do, tis the cat theys that be not holdin their tongues will be feelin!

ave yer seen ta previous owner of this ere ship PC Guy he be writin under humor lookin fer 'is point fer this 'ere blog it be titled hippocrates 2 - I be givin him ta bollockin' an all!

Me thinks the cpat'n shold be takin im an keel haulin im!

ave yer seen ta previous owner of this ere ship PC Guy he be writin under humor lookin fer 'is point fer this 'ere blog it be titled hippocrates 2 - I be givin him ta bollockin' an all!

Aye, he has to write under 'umor, as it be funny! But I not be given him any! I see Commodore Zoomba be given him good advice, and that be the only points he need get.

Alright you scaliwags! Hoist the sail! We be headin to stardocks!

It be good ta see ye all back aboard....fer a while there I thought I were on a Ghost Ship. I heared all this creakin' n' cracking and thought I were bein 'aunted....and when I 'eard all that moanin' n' groanin' comin' out of the 'old, I were ready ta jump ship meself. Me fear only subsided when I knew'd it were Bosun Gid down there wiv some wenches.

Aaaarghhh, what I'd give to 'ave 'is staminer...I'd 'ave a permanently hoisted mast and we'd be in eyeshot o' Stardock in no time.

I be rousting mate Gid as well, he be back in the morn!

I be rousting mate Gid as well, he be back in the morn!

Back in the morn, eh! What, he be orf to the sawbones again....fer a checkup and more tonic? There be an awful lot o' rum gone, so I 'opes he be gettin' 'is liver checked out as well.

He be not a bad lad, that Bosun Gid, but if I told 'im once, I've told 'im a thousand times that rum n' wimmin weaken knees and 'is duties'll suffer if 'e don't slow down a bit on that wild life of 'is.

What worries me is that P & O might git ta 'ear of 'is partyin' reputation an' shanghai 'im ta be one o' their cruise ship directors come entertainment officers. The ol' Twisted Sister wouldn't be the same without 'im. Maybe Mistress Jennifer can employ one of 'er methods o' persuasion ta remove that temptation from 'is mind...the cat o' ten be a powerful argument should it ever arise.

Oh, and Gorg wants ta know if anybody knows of any grey/green wenches....he likes it here an' wants ta find 'imself a lady friend....and no good tryin' ta pass orf a sea sick wench, either. He's bound ta spot the difference eventually, and us don't wanna piss 'im orf. Has a bit of a temper, I hears....took a powerful dislikin' to a crowd on one planet he visited, so turned their sun inta a black 'ole ta show 'is displeasure.

And if that's not enough ta scare ye, he 'as 'imself a laser guided cat o' eleven wiv razor sharp edges fer precision limb/gonad removal. Ow do ye think Cap'n ook lorst 'is 'and in the first place...and it weren't no shark who took it, neither?

There be an awful lot o' rum gone, so I 'opes he be gettin' 'is liver checked out as well.

Aye, it not be the sawbones, but the hangovers that got him! But he be back soon enough. Soon as he sobers up!

He near took my rations of rum as well!

Gid's been busy a-working on schoolwork so that when we make our final attack, I know how to handle Stardock's blasted computers! And a lot of rum and a lot of wenches beside, of course, but a man has to have 'is priorities!

Ah Bosun Gid ye be back in ta world of the sober then? Glad ta see ye man! What ave ye found out bout fangled computers at stardock then?

What ave ye found out bout fangled computers at stardock then?

That they not be understandable when the demon rum has got ye! {hic}

That they not be understandable when the demon rum has got ye! {hic}

*kicks FM Guy on the toosh*

ye been at ta rum agin FM Guy? Be ye wenchin tonight to? Ye be a bad influence on the Bosun then, we just got him dried out and workin' proper!  

*kicks FM Guy on the toosh*

Aye {hic} aye! Mistress jennifer! I not be partaking again. For the next 12 hours at least!

Gid's been busy a-working on schoolwork so that when we make our final attack, I know how to handle Stardock's blasted computers! And a lot of rum and a lot of wenches beside, of course, but a man has to have 'is priorities!

So ye 'ave bin bookwormin' and not at the sawrbones, then! Arrrggghh, ye 'as ta be up ta par when we gits there, so I be proud of 'e fer gettin' prepared. I were worried there fer a while, that too much wenchin' 'ad ye too weak ta make roll call there fer a while. Glad to 'ear ye be ok

That they not be understandable when the demon rum has got ye! {hic}

There not be much that be understandable after the demon rum has ye... it be why I don't imbibe meself. I 'as enuff trouble fathomin' stuff without it.

As fer Gorg, well he be not too 'appy that nobody considered 'is partnerless plight and 'as got 'imself a can o' green spray paint ta make one fer himself.....look out wenches, says he 'asn't 'ad one fer a couple o' hundred years now.

I warned ye not ta ignore Gorg's womanless plight......now there be an orfully long queue o' smilin' wenches just awaitin' ta git inta the bathroom ta wash orf the green dye he used so they looked more like them wenches from 'is 'ome town.

Us'll 'ave ta keep an eye on that Gorg, I spied a couple o' cabin boys standin' in that queue as well....let's just 'ope 'em was in the wrong place at the wrong time when Gorg ran amok with that bottle o' stuff he were sprayin'

Us'll 'ave ta keep an eye on that Gorg, I spied a couple o' cabin boys standin' in that queue as well....let's just 'ope 'em was in the wrong place at the wrong time when Gorg ran amok with that bottle o' stuff he were sprayin'

Sorry Capt'n, I missed the Gorg! Mayhaps I break out the penny sicilian? That be a Guido. I ear he cures that green stuff. And he be cheap.

Sorry Capt'n, I missed the Gorg! Mayhaps I break out the penny sicilian? That be a Guido. I ear he cures that green stuff. And he be cheap.

Guido maybe able ta cure that green stuff orf them wenches, but I dunno 'bout that Gorg ....he were born wiv it. S'pose that comes wiv bein' from anuvver planit! Would be good if Guido could get the green out o' Gorg.... tho t'would 'elp ta make 'im look a bit more 'uman and maybe stop 'im runnin' amok wiv 'is lil bottle o' green stuff ev'ry time he fancies ta wenchin'.

Shiver me salty timbers!!!! I just seed Pecky an' all he's feathers be tinted green. I'll 'ave ta be 'avin' words wiv that Gorg....me preshus Pecky now be lookin' and talkin' like an alien, bein' as he's taken ta mimickin' Gorg as well now.

Talkin' ta Gorg were not easy ta start wiv, but e's learnin' our lingo real fast and still uses a lot o' sign language....like if yer says Bush to 'im, he sticks up 'is middle finger ta show ya 'e knows who that be: and when yer mentions lil Johnny 'oward, Gorg sticks up 'is middle fingers on both 'ands.

and when yer mentions lil Johnny 'oward, Gorg sticks up 'is middle fingers on both 'ands.

That be a good trick! I be knowin some that would be aholdin to im if he could teach it to them.  

That be a good trick! I be knowin some that would be aholdin to im if he could teach it to them.

It be easy....they sticks up both 'ands and then their middle fingers, an' fer good measure, them can always throw in a few raspberries as well. Me thinks Gorg 'as it down to a fine aaart now...and what a show it be too. If yer mentions somebody 'e don't like too much, both middle fingers come up, there be raspberries galore and then 'e does that moondance thing Whacko Jacko did as well. An' if yer mentions that Osama feller, he does all that, 'is lil green face turns blue and there be yeller steam comin' out of 'is ears.