Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

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"Fatal Tour Boat Unsafe"--headline, Times Union (Albany, N.Y.), July 26

I think I would take the non-fatal one in any case.

"Georgia Sends Force to Rebel Area"--headline, BBC Web site, July 25

Boy that call went out about 140 years too late!

"Parents' Death Will Scar Kids, Expert Says"--headline, Rocky Mountain News (Denver), July 25

It is hell on the parents too!

"Wife-Mistress Introduction Can Be Touchy"--headline, Houston Chronicle, July 27

It can scar the man a lot too!

"Wife, Friend Tie Congressman to Consulting Firm." --headline, Wahington Post, July 28

A new position for the Kama Sutra?

"George W. Wetherill, 80, Expert on Dating of Rocks, Dies"--headline, New York Times, July 28

Might as well have died if he cant tell the difference between rocks and women!

"Khan Pleads Not Guilty to Dangerous Driving Charge"--headline, Associated Press, July 27

Heard Yelling "I will get you yet Admeeral Kirk!"

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hahaha! I love these....and these particular ones are quite good.

~Zoo
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

~Zoo

Thanks Zoo!  Have a few extra years on me!  Laughter is the best medicine!

Galactic Civilizations IV
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
"Khan Pleads Not Guilty to Dangerous Driving Charge"--headline, Associated Press, July 27

Heard Yelling "I will get you yet Admeeral Kirk!"
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
"Fatal Tour Boat Unsafe"--headline, Times Union (Albany, N.Y.), July 26

Dr Kevorkian the Captain?


Great ones as usual.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
"Wife-Mistress Introduction Can Be Touchy"--headline, Houston Chronicle, July 27


Is this the latest porn flick?
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Good one's doc
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top

Reply By: Genghis Hank

I just re-saw the original Star Trek Episode with Khan when I came across that one.  It is my favorite as well.

Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

Dr Kevorkian the Captain?

Great one!

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top

Is this the latest porn flick?

I would think a slasher one.

Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Woman, 85, left in vault at Swiss bank

Security is strict!


Cops quickly find stolen doughnut truck

Now THAT's risky!
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top

Woman, 85, left in vault at Swiss bank

Security is strict!

But she was SAFE!

Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Good ones! My personal favourite:
"George W. Wetherill, 80, Expert on Dating of Rocks, Dies"--headline, New York Times, July 28

Might as well have died if he cant tell the difference between rocks and women!

haha!
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top

haha!

Well, I have known some women that could be as dense as rocks.

Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
and some rocks as dense as women
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
Women as dense as rocks? Scary.............
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top

and some rocks as dense as women

nah!

Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top

Women as dense as rocks? Scary.............

Present company excluded of course.

Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
"Wife-Mistress Introduction Can Be Touchy"--headline, Houston Chronicle, July 27

It can scar the man a lot too!

"Wife, Friend Tie Congressman to Consulting Firm." --headline, Wahington Post, July 28

A new position for the Kama Sutra?

"George W. Wetherill, 80, Expert on Dating of Rocks, Dies"--headline, New York Times, July 28

Might as well have died if he cant tell the difference between rocks and women!

"Khan Pleads Not Guilty to Dangerous Driving Charge"--headline, Associated Press, July 27

Heard Yelling "I will get you yet Admeeral Kirk!" "



These are my fav and they're hilarious! [don't mean to laugh at the one about the man's death, but your comeback was so funny!]
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top

[don't mean to laugh at the one about the man's death, but your comeback was so funny!]

He probably died happy, and that is what counts.

Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
Squirrel attacks people in Fla. park

People touching his nuts?
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
4 neighbors arrested in cigarette fight

Keep your butt off my property
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top

Keep your butt off my property

Got to laugh at this one, and then go delete the bot's comments!  Sorry I did not see it earlier.

Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
Woman, 85, left in vault at Swiss bank

Security is strict!

But she was SAFE!


Haaaahaaaaaaaaa! ROFL
Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top
Haaaahaaaaaaaaa! ROFL


Tank you, tank you. berry much! And now for some bubble music. .....