Snakes on a Plane

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There is a new movie soon to come out with Samuel Jackson that is simply named
'SNAKES ON A PLANE'

I am pretty sure the movie will live up to it's name and suck but I am in awe that they didn't even bother giving the movie a real name like 'Air Venom' or 'Snake-Jack'.

In the flavor of dumbing down movie titles for the masses here are a few I thought of:

Indiana Jones = Guy who steals Relics
Jaws = Shark with Big Bite
The Shawshank Redemption = Guy in prison

Anyone have any more?
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Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Earthquake = Buildings fall down

Towering Inferno - Building burns up!
Galactic Civilizations III
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Scarface - Coke, sluts and guns.


That actually sounds good the other way too!

Smokey and the Bandit - Good guy chases bad guy
Dawn of the Dead - Dead come at morning
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

French Connection - American Cop in France
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hahaha this is hilarious! I didn't ever look at movie titles in this way and it's very amusing!


Dawn of the Dead and all other shows like that could be: Dead people walking

War of the World : Aliens Attack or Big giant Ships come from Sky!

Star Trek : Men in space going everywhere

Anoconda : Big giant snake try to eat people

Exorcist: Girl possessed by creepy looking demon

Alien vs Predator: Two weird looking aliens fighting
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
You may not like the title, but Samuel L. Jackson reportedly agreed to do the movie without reading the script because he liked the title so much.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Samuel L. Jackson reportedly agreed to do the movie without reading the script because he liked the title so much


especially after his agent made sure jackson and snakes were never in the same place at the same time.

titanic=ship sinks slowwwly

wizard of oz = girl and dog fly off and come home.