Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

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"Sheehan Treated at Waco Hospital"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 12

What happened to the Politically correct way of saying "Mentally Disturbed"?

"Europe High-Speed Train Sees Passenger Jump"--headline, MSNBC.com, Aug. 14

Kind of an extreme way to get out of paying the fare.

"Census Shows Growth of Immigrants"--headline, New York Times, Aug. 15

Must the NBA's recruiting class.

"Men With Low Testosterone More Likely to Die"--headline, LiveScience.com, Aug. 14

Men with HIgh Testerone die too.

"Woman Says Wild Board Chased Her on College Campus"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 15

Come on!  Call them a Male Chavist pig.  Stop with the Euphamism already.

"Feds Catch Drug Kingpin While Fishing"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 16

Did some one fit him with Cement shoes?

"US Immigrant Population Jumps"--headline, Reuters, Aug. 15

I wonder if they were riding those high speed trains?

"Chicken Plant Told to Cut Crow-Scaring Racket"--headline, Canadian Broadcast Corp. Web site, Aug. 16

"See this Chicken?  You are next unless you cooperate!"

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"Feds Catch Drug Kingpin While Fishing"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 16

I wonder whose wall he ended up on.

Another great edition, Doc.
~Zoo
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I wonder whose wall he ended up on.

ya Skunked me!  Better line!  Thanks.

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Good Stuff Doc.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

Good Stuff Doc.

Thanks!  But Zoo showed me that we got some great ad libbers here, as have you!

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Reply By: dynamaso

Good to see you back.  Was wondering where you had taken yourself to.

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
hanks! But Zoo showed me that we got some great ad libbers here, as have you!


And it's all in the name of good fun. Spreadin some smiles around.
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Spreadin some smiles around.

Always!