Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

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"The elderly face a greater risk of developing problems in the years ahead, including heart disease, stroke, cancer, infection, Alzheimer's or even death."--McClatchy Newspapers, Aug. 23

Last I heard, the younger generation faces the same problems in their years ahead.

"Iowa City Researchers Trying to 'Re-Grow' Ear Hair"--headline, RadioIowa.com, Aug. 17

My wife tries to pluck mine out!

"Syphilis Outbreak Concerns Officials"--headline, Argus Leader (Sioux Falls, S.D.), Aug. 17

Should have gotten the penicillin shot!

"Fannie Mae to Sell $4.5 Bills on Wednesday"--headline, Reuters, Aug. 21

Wonder if they are like the $3 bills? But inflated.

"Hundreds of body parts recalled" --headline, CNN, Aug. 23

Do we turn in our coccyx at the retail store?

"Court: Nader Must Pay for Election Suit"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 23

You would think he would have just worn a sports coat if he could not have afforded the suit.

"France Campaign Trail Paved With Condoms"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 22

Where the rubber meets the road.

"Mason Sues Jews for Jesus Over Pamphlet" --Headline, AOL, 8-27-06

Must have been that cartoon about his snake skin Yarmulke.

"Cult Leader Gets Date With Executioner"--headline, CNN.com, Aug. 24

Second prize was 2 dates?

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Heh, heh

These are great.

I like the body parts one.

~Zoo
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

I like the body parts one.

Gotten your recall letter yet?

The Political Machine 2024
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
"Mason Sues Jews for Jesus Over Pamphlet" --Headline, AOL, 8-27-06


I did? When did I do this? How much did I win?
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

I did? When did I do this? How much did I win?

I was hoping you would see that.  I guess for those who have not read your blog, the meaning is lost.

So why did you sue?  Hmmmm????  Inquiring minds want to know.

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Here I thought Mason was sueing because of the propeller kippah. Mason you said you'd wear it .
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Doc would you oblige me in telling me how to get the picture in my replies?
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top

Here I thought Mason was sueing because of the propeller kippah. Mason you said you'd wear it

He never said he would allow a picture of it!

Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

Doc would you oblige me in telling me how to get the picture in my replies?

On the Forums?  Sure.  Hold on.  https://forums.joeuser.com/?g=myaccount&p=3

Go to that.  Yours will be your account, but you will have a personal icon right at the top.  It has to be 50x50 pixels, so cut it down if you need to.  It will be there.

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Thanks Doc. Much obliged .