Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

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"Sexually Violent Predator Meeting Planned"--headline, Rocky Mountain News (Denver), Sept. 5

That is one way to round them up!

"Police Hoping to Expose Serial Flasher"--headline, KYW-TV Web site (Philadelphia), Sept. 5

Isn't that like selling sand to Arabs?

"US Envoy Says NKorea Talks in Bad Way"--headline, Agence France-Presse, Sept. 6

Those potty mouths are everywhere!

"NAVAL BLOCKADE: 9 Warships Seal Off Sulu"--headline, Tempo (Philippines), Sept. 7

Scotty not around to beam him up I guess.

"Man's Body Found in Des Moines Cemetery"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 4

Authorities keep digging, expect to find more.

"Man Beats Wife After Violence Course"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 7

Maybe he should have taken an ANTI-Violence course?

"Harvard Dead Defends Khatemi Invitation"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 7

I wonder who is channeling at Harvard?

"Right Shoes May Be Key to Mass Evacuation"--Chicago Sun-Times, Sept. 8

Left shoes get left behind.

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
My favorites are the cemetery one and the shoe one.



Good ones, Doc.

~Zoo
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
"Police Hoping to Expose Serial Flasher"--headline, KYW-TV Web site (Philadelphia), Sept. 5


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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top

My favorites are the cemetery one and the shoe one.

yea, just think of the poor slobs like me with 2 left feet!  We're doomed!

Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

Reply By: MasonM

That was my favorite as well.  I had to do a double take on it.

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
!   this is the best bunch I"ve read yet!!  Thanks
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Good ones, Doc. I like the flasher one, too.

---"NAVAL BLOCKADE: 9 Warships Seal Off Sulu"---

It's not surprising since he now likes sea men.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
"Sexually Violent Predator Meeting Planned"--headline, Rocky Mountain News (Denver), Sept. 5
That is one way to round them up!
"Police Hoping to Expose Serial Flasher"--headline, KYW-TV Web site (Philadelphia), Sept. 5
Isn't that like selling sand to Arabs?


"Man's Body Found in Des Moines Cemetery"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 4
Authorities keep digging, expect to find more.
"Man Beats Wife After Violence Course"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 7
Maybe he should have taken an ANTI-Violence course



These had me chuckling some!
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

this is the best bunch I"ve read yet!! Thanks

Glad I could bring a bit of levity in to a somber day.

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top

---"NAVAL BLOCKADE: 9 Warships Seal Off Sulu"---

It's not surprising since he now likes sea men.

*Groan* *Groan*  That one gets a 2 groaner!

Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top

These had me chuckling some!

Glad my humor crossed the pond!