Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
What did the pirate with a steering wheel on his penis say?



ARRRRR SHE'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
ARRRRRRR, Me booty!

Pour, oh, pour the pirate sherry,
Fill, O fill the pirate glass!
And, to make us more than merry,
Let the pirate bumper pass!
Ashes of the Singularity II
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
The family of one of the guys who created this International Talk Like a Pirate nonsense was on ABC's Wife Swap last night. (What coincidental timing. Can you say manufactured publicity stunt?) Contrary to what the commercials portrayed, I thought they came off as saner than the "normal" family.

When they have International Drink All the Rum, Burn Down the Neighbor's House and Rape His Wife Day count me in.

Till then, I'll settle for a wench who's willing to light a fire and blow my cannon and balls.


Sea-witch Out

Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Didn't really want to have to label this "adult content" for such a comment, so: baleeted.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Damn it!!!! Missed it.