Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

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"9/11 Workers to Be Autopsied When They Die"--headline, MSNBC.com, Sept. 20

I am sure they are happy for the delay.

"Lawyers Debate What Letter Comes After K"--headline, Concord (N.H.) Monitor, Sept. 21

Leave it to lawyers to try to rewrite the Alphabet.

"Man Jailed for Beheading Girlfriend's Kitten"--headline, CNN.com, Sept. 20

I hope it was in the Dog Pound.

"Senate Weighs 700-Mile Fence Along Border"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 21

They say it is a ton a mile.

"Billionaires Only Occupy Forbes 400 List"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 22

Billionaires lead dull lives.

"No matter your age, if you are reading this, you are growing older."--Al Neuharth, USA Today, Sept. 22

At least one editor gets it.

"Most Voters Say Governor Should Live"--headline, Peoria (Ill.) Journal Star, Sept. 24

Tough Constituency!  California just recalled theirs, they did not give him the death penalty!

"Turkey Abuse Claims 'on the Rise' "--headline, BBC Web site, Sept. 22

Seems the closer to Thanksgiving.......

"Snow to Raise Money for GOP Candidates"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 25

No wonder people are worrying about global warming.

"Woman Finds Deer Head in Her Mailbox"--headline, WFMY-TV Web site, Jan. 6

The forrest mafia made her an offer she could not refuse.

"U.S. Needs 2 New Icebreakers, Study Says"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 26

How about "can I call you sometime?" and "You are the prettiest lady in the room"?

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
"9/11 Workers to Be Autopsied When They Die"--headline, MSNBC.com, Sept. 20
I am sure they are happy for the delay.
"Lawyers Debate What Letter Comes After K"--headline, Concord (N.H.) Monitor, Sept. 21
Leave it to lawyers to try to rewrite the Alphabet.


    
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

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the lawyers are always finding new angeles aren't they!?

Star Control: Origins
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Reply By: jennifer1

Yea a couple of my favorites too!

Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

the lawyers are always finding new angeles aren't they!?

Always looking for that next ambulance to chase!

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"Billionaires Only Occupy Forbes 400 List"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 22


Mansions sold for back taxes.
"Turkey Abuse Claims 'on the Rise' "--headline, BBC Web site, Sept. 22


Chickens nervous
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

Chickens nervous

Mansions sold for back taxes.

Good ones!

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Heh, i'd say they were glad as well.

~Lucas

"Wulf and Wolf" Link
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

Heh, i'd say they were glad as well.

Autoposies are hazardous to your health.

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top

State Rep. Joe Negron will take disgraced former Florida Rep. Mark Foley's spot on the ballot in Novemeber

Not a funny one, and the story is not, but check out how Fox News spells November in a subheading on their home page!

Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Autoposies are hazardous to your health.


Depends on which workers you ask...

Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: MasonMPosted: Monday, October 02, 2006"Billionaires Only Occupy Forbes 400 List"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 22Mansions sold for back taxes."Turkey Abuse Claims 'on the Rise' "--headline, BBC Web site, Sept. 22Chickens nervous


Hahaha.....


Doc my fav!


Turkey Abuse Claims 'on the Rise' "--headline, BBC Web site, Sept. 22

Seems the closer to Thanksgiving.......

"Snow to Raise Money for GOP Candidates"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 25

No wonder people are worrying about global warming.

"Woman Finds Deer Head in Her Mailbox"--headline, WFMY-TV Web site, Jan. 6

The forrest mafia made her an offer she could not refuse.

"U.S. Needs 2 New Icebreakers, Study Says"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 26

How about "can I call you sometime?" and "You are the prettiest lady in the room"?
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top

Reply By: foreverserenity

Yea, I like that last one too!

Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Another great group, Doc
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top

Another great group, Doc

Keep you laughing, and your co-workers will think you have gone mad!