Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines
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"Judge Rules Dog Comment 'Stupid' but Not a Lawsuit"--headline, Detroit Free Press, Sept. 28
The dog had no comment.
"Car Salesman Accused of Machete Attack"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 26
"No Cletus! We slash prices, not Customers!"
"Augmented Breasts Will Require Additional Inspection at Airports"--headline, TravelGearBlog.com, Sept. 27
My application is already in the mail.
"Dead Man Ignored Police Order"--headline, Arizona Republic, Sept. 23
"Sarge, he refused to raise his hands!"
"They Asked for a Bathroom, but Got a Loft"--headline, New York Times, Sept. 28
I hope I am not under them when they finally let go of their loads!
"Woman Finally Cures Her 40-Year Fear of Vegetables"--headline, Daily Telegraph (London), Sept. 29
Sometimes the Broccoli is really out to get you!
"Experts: Technology Could Save or Destroy Civilization This Century"--headline, LiveScience.com, Sept. 30
Non Experts: We said that too.
"Clinton Burglar Specializing in Women's Underwear"--headline, Herald & Review (Decatur, Ill.), Sept. 28
Sandy is doing a Marv Albert?
"Blogger Sought for Posts on Ga. Teen Sex"--headline, Associated Press, Oct. 1
These 21st century jobs sure are getting specialized!
"Bosnia Appears Split on Whether to Unify"--headline, Associated Press, Oct. 1
Maybe they are Unified on whether to split?
