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Mrs. Moskowitz says
“You’re not a Christian …yet”
Well, I’ll add it to the list:
I haven’t resigned myself to old age yet
and I haven’t bought that Corvette yet
or had my midlife crisis yet
and I haven’t acquired a taste
for the bullshit of the world yet
I can’t have intercourse for more
than 20 minutes yet
and my penis isn’t 12 inches long yet
I’m also not a 36 inch waist yet
and I’m not eligible to retire yet
I haven’t composed that Top Ten hit yet
or finished writing that second book yet
I haven’t stopped thinking in lists yet
and my therapist hasn’t retired yet
and I haven’t fallen off the wagon yet
and I haven’t forgotten any of the slights
I’ve suffered yet
and I haven’t forgiven my enemies yet
but I haven’t been arrested yet either
and I haven’t had
that heart attack I keep waiting for yet
which reminds me that
I haven’t started that exercise program yet
and my website isn’t finished yet
and I won’t surrender yet
and I haven’t stopped looking for approval yet
and I haven’t forsaken
the Three Stooges yet
and I haven’t shaken my craving
for banana cream pie yet
and I haven’t had my dessert yet
and today I haven’t gotten a blowjob yet
or said any prayers yet
and I haven’t stopped wanting more yet
and I haven’t been promised a tomorrow yet
and we haven’t said
any unforgivable words yet
and we haven’t made love in a soft September rain yet
and we haven’t gone apple picking
at Oak Glen yet
and I’m not tired of those noisy faces yet
and I haven’t figured out how I would ever get along without you yet
and I’m not ready to turn out the light yet
I don’t want to go to bed yet
no, I didn’t wrap up everything I started yet
and I’m not satisfied with this poem yet
but it’ll have to do
for now.
Do us both a favor and buy my book! Click and spend at the link below:
“You’re not a Christian …yet”
Well, I’ll add it to the list:
I haven’t resigned myself to old age yet
and I haven’t bought that Corvette yet
or had my midlife crisis yet
and I haven’t acquired a taste
for the bullshit of the world yet
I can’t have intercourse for more
than 20 minutes yet
and my penis isn’t 12 inches long yet
I’m also not a 36 inch waist yet
and I’m not eligible to retire yet
I haven’t composed that Top Ten hit yet
or finished writing that second book yet
I haven’t stopped thinking in lists yet
and my therapist hasn’t retired yet
and I haven’t fallen off the wagon yet
and I haven’t forgotten any of the slights
I’ve suffered yet
and I haven’t forgiven my enemies yet
but I haven’t been arrested yet either
and I haven’t had
that heart attack I keep waiting for yet
which reminds me that
I haven’t started that exercise program yet
and my website isn’t finished yet
and I won’t surrender yet
and I haven’t stopped looking for approval yet
and I haven’t forsaken
the Three Stooges yet
and I haven’t shaken my craving
for banana cream pie yet
and I haven’t had my dessert yet
and today I haven’t gotten a blowjob yet
or said any prayers yet
and I haven’t stopped wanting more yet
and I haven’t been promised a tomorrow yet
and we haven’t said
any unforgivable words yet
and we haven’t made love in a soft September rain yet
and we haven’t gone apple picking
at Oak Glen yet
and I’m not tired of those noisy faces yet
and I haven’t figured out how I would ever get along without you yet
and I’m not ready to turn out the light yet
I don’t want to go to bed yet
no, I didn’t wrap up everything I started yet
and I’m not satisfied with this poem yet
but it’ll have to do
for now.
Do us both a favor and buy my book! Click and spend at the link below:
What I meant was I AM A FAN! in other words I LIKED THE POEM! 
! I can always count on you Joe to make me laugh! You're a nut!