Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

"The gavel of the speaker of the House is in the hands of special interests, and now it will be in the hands of America's children."--Nancy Pelosi

I have heard of women lying about there age, but isn't that a bit extreme?

"Croatia Tempts Tourists With Cheap Dental Care"--headline, Reuters, Oct. 16

Psst!  Hey buddy, want to buy a crown?

"Company Recalls Egg Salad in 17 States"--headline, CNN.com, Oct. 22

It was a light and fluffy blend of eggs and mayonaise that temped the palate.

"Bunting Out at North Carolina"--headline, Associated Press, Oct. 22

So much for the Squeeze play in NC.

"Stop Mailing Fake Grenades, Canadians Told"--headline, Reuters, Oct. 23

Mail only live ones?????

"Former Teacher Banished to Canada"--headline, Associated Press, Oct. 22

WOW!  Canada is the new Siberia!

"Thai Teens Get High on Cow Dung, Mosquito Coil Ash"--headline, Age (Melbourne, Australia), Oct. 23

Hey man!  Now that is some really good Shit!

"Experts Puzzle Over Fresh vs. Canned Pumpkin"--headline, Record (Stockton, Calif.), Oct. 25

Clue for Experts.  One comes in a silver metallic container, and the other in a large round gourd.

"Armed Robber Is Sought in LaPlace"--headline, Times-Picayune (New Orleans), Oct. 25

Loony tunes has come to the headlines. "Bugsy's Hideout".

"Jewish newborns are routinely circumcised as part of their faith."--Associated Press, Oct. 24

50% of the Jews I know never were!

"Report Finds Sex Always on Men's Minds"--headline, United Press International, Oct. 24

That is an outright lie! {Hmmmm...those creamy thighs, those nice round hips}.  Uh, what was I talking about?  Oh yea, A lie!