Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines
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"Hussein May Be Hanged by Spring, Lawyer Says"--headline, Los Angeles Times, Nov. 7
Are they running out of rope?
"School Bus Injuries Much More Common Than Thought"--headline, HealthDay.com, Nov. 6
Appaerntly not a lot of thought in school busses.
"The Geneva-based World Health Organization will chose its seventh leader this week."--Washington Times, Nov. 6
Not much job security in that job!
"Has Madonna Become a Jew for Jesus?"--headline, MSNBC.com, Nov. 6
Most mothers are very supportive of their children.
"Duct Tape No Magical Cure for Warts, Study Finds"--headline, Reuters, Nov. 6
Does WD40 work?
"Major Networks Won't Show Irish-Air Force"--headline, Chicago Tribune, Nov. 6
All 3 Curtis bi-planes?
"Prostitution Not Limited to Truck Stops"--headline, WTVQ-TV Web site (Lexington, Ky.), Nov. 8
You mean stores get screwed to?
"Discovery Creeps to Launch Pad"--headline, CNN.com, Nov. 9
Why would creeps want to fire off a pad?
"Party Chairs Discuss Election"--headline, Paris (Texas) News, Nov. 10
That is why you never discuss politics at a festive occassion - the furniture talks!
"Merkel Warns Turkey on 'Very, Very Serious Situation' "--headline, EUObserver.com, Nov. 6
Tom, I hate to break this to you, but you have 1 week to live!
"Georgia Province Votes for Independence" --Headline, AP 11-13-06
Atlanta votes to Join Florida. Cites warmer winters.
"Zoo to Teach Panda to Mate With Porn Videos" --Headline, AP 11-13-06
Isn't that kind of kinky? A panda and a DVD?
"Manatees Not as Dumb as First Thought" --Headline, AP 11-13-06
Apparently, even the animals are smarter than thoughts.
