Killing Turkeys

from JoeUser Forums
Scene: Dinner table, Mom and son having conversation.

Son, holding up spoonful of soup: "Look mom! I got some meat!"

Mom: "It's turkey."

Son: "Turkeys are yummy. If we see a real turkey we should kill it....so we can EAT it!"

Mom: "Like with a bow and arrow?"

Son : "YEAH! We could kill it with bow and arrow....or a MISSILE!"

Mom tries not to snort soup out her nose.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
BTW, we are having leftover turkey...Turkey and Sweet potato stoop. (That's Stew and Soup- soup so chunky it is almost stew) I LOVE TURKEY!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Nothing like bagging it, dressing it up and roasting it all in the same shot ;~D
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
I guess a missile would be the way to go. Kill it and cook it all at the same time.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
My thought was it would have to be a really big turkey or we wouldn't have enought left for dinner!
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
CutE!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Nothing like turkey cooked to perfection using heavy artillery.

~Zoo
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
You could always collect the feathers.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Double post. Oops