Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

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"Cell Transplants Restore Sight in Blind Mice"--headline, Washington Post, Nov. 9

Can it replace their tails?

"Bono Calls for U.S. to Repatriate Hicks"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 7

Rednecks come home!

"Ennis to Face Self in Superior Court Runoff"--headline, Telegraph (Macon, Ga.), Nov. 9

Will the best man win?

"Owens Sentenced to Death for 3rd Time"--headline, WYFF-TV Web site (Greenville, S.C.), Nov. 13

He is doing Lazarus one better!

"Official: Politicians Don't Reveal the Truth"--headline, Daily Telegraph (London), Nov. 14

We need officials to tell us that??????

"Orange Man Fires Shots at Another for Peeing in Public"--headline, Orange (Texas) Leader, Nov. 13

Would that be the yellow man he was firing at?

"125,000 Still Without Power After B.C. Storm"--headline, CBC.ca, Nov. 16

They had electricty back then?

"Pelosi Makes History as Female Speaker"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 16

First the right to vote, and not to talk!  What next for women?

"Authorities Seek Gunman After Victim Shot by Bar"--headline, Times (Trenton, N.J.), Nov. 15

Guns dont kill people, Bars do!

"Turkey Fears New Homegrown Terror Threat"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 16

We call it Thanksgiving!

"Youth Suicide Program Works: Study"--headline, Australian, Nov. 17

Well, at least once, unless they are like Lazarus.

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
"Turkey Fears New Homegrown Terror Threat"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 16


Rumored stockpiling of cranberries increase fears.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

Rumored stockpiling of cranberries increase fears.

Yam futures rising causes suspicions.

Siege of Centauri
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
"Orange Man Fires Shots at Another for Peeing in Public"--headline, Orange (Texas) Leader, Nov. 13
Would that be the yellow man he was firing at?


"Official: Politicians Don't Reveal the Truth"--headline, Daily Telegraph (London), Nov. 14
We need officials to tell us that??????



Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top

Reply By: foreverserenity

The Politicians one should have been in the stupid headlines category.

Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

Reply By: Rose(Anonymous User)Posted: Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Some funny stuff. ::

Also wanted to drop in and say Hi, doc.

We miss you and Udigit.  Hope you get your computer fixed soon!

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
"Owens Sentenced to Death for 3rd Time"--headline, WYFF-TV Web site (Greenville, S.C.), Nov. 13
He is doing Lazarus one better!


  
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

Reply By: Xythe

We got to stop these Hallelujah preachers from raising so many dead people!