Holiday Mental Carols

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SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Kings Disoriented Are

AMNESIA: I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...

PARANOID: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why.

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.....

AGORAPHOBIA: I heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

AUTISTIC: Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock....

SENILE DEMENTIA: Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe

OPPOSITIONAL DEFIANT DISORDER: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House.

SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.
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*love it!
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love it!


Thx...someone with my warped sense of humor!! I thought it was hysterical too!
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ROFL! That is absolutely hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!
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good stuff
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By: DodyasPosted: Monday, December 11, 2006ROFL! That is absolutely hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!


Reply By: little-whipPosted: Monday, December 11, 2006


Reply By: MasonMPosted: Monday, December 11, 2006 good stuff



More warped-minded people!!
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add me to the list of warped people I guess.
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add me to the list of warped people I guess.


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